affair

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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian
woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage,

He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to
Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy
to raise the child, he would also provide child support
until the child was 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.


To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post
card, and write 'Spaghetti'
on the back.

He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
wife.

'Honey, 'she said, 'You received a very strange post card
today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.

The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card,
turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.
 
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