Subject: BEER, FISHING, SEX & GOLF:
A man was walking down the street when he was
accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked
him for a couple of dollars
for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten
dollars and asked, "If I give you
this money, will you buy some beer with it
instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the
homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of
buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless
man said. "I need to spend all
my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf
course instead of food?" the
man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I
haven't played golf in 20
years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red
light district instead of
food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?"
exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give
you the money. Instead, I'm
going to take you home for a terrific dinner
cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your
wife be furious with you for
doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably
smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important
for her to see what a man looks
like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf,
and sex."
I don't even fish or play golf and that's funny! :7
A man was walking down the street when he was
accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked
him for a couple of dollars
for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten
dollars and asked, "If I give you
this money, will you buy some beer with it
instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the
homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of
buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless
man said. "I need to spend all
my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf
course instead of food?" the
man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I
haven't played golf in 20
years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red
light district instead of
food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?"
exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give
you the money. Instead, I'm
going to take you home for a terrific dinner
cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your
wife be furious with you for
doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably
smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important
for her to see what a man looks
like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf,
and sex."
I don't even fish or play golf and that's funny! :7