Weird News Weekend

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It's not often that so many weird things hit the local news at the same time. Full Moon? You figure it out.

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Iowa Teens Take Wild Ride In Weekend Twister
Posted: 7:44 a.m. EDT May 12, 2003

Three Iowa teens are telling a story straight out of the "Wizard of Oz."

They hunkered down inside a farmhouse to escape a weekend tornado, then hung on as the twister lifted the house and plunked it down more than 30 feet away.

One says the building got "slammed down like a basketball." The teens walked away from the wreckage, near the town of Argyle.

Cleanup crews spent Mother's Day picking through wreckage after the latest round of storms pummeled a half-dozen states.
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Sleeping Homeless Man Set On Fire In California
Man Suffers Third-Degree Burns To More Than 40 Percent Of Body
Posted: 8:18 a.m. EDT May 12, 2003

SALINAS, Calif. -- A homeless man was set on fire as he slept in Salinas, Calif.

The 56-year-old man suffered third-degree burns to more than 40 percent of his body. Police say he was doused with a flammable liquid. When police found him, the lower half of his body was in flames.

The man is hospitalized in serious condition with burns from his feet to his waist.

Investigators believe the fire was set on purpose.

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Lizard Head In Salad Tests Negative For Bacteria
Final Results Expected Monday
Posted: 4:10 p.m. EDT May 11, 2003

CORALVILLE, Iowa -- There's good news about a lizard head found in an Iowa woman's salad. It's tested negative for salmonella.

The lizard head was found earlier this month in a carry-out salad from a restaurant in eastern Iowa.

The Johnson County Public Health Department says preliminary results showed no presence of the bacteria that causes food poisoning. Final results are expected Monday.

A University of Iowa dentistry professor filed a complaint with the health department, saying his wife discovered the lizard head in a Santa Fe Chicken Salad she bought at an Applebee's restaurant.

He says she was "upset" and probably won't be eating Santa Fe salads anytime soon.

The statement says the restaurant is now using pre-cut, pre-cleaned lettuce for its salads.
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Iraqi Soldiers Demand Back Pay
Posted: 8:44 a.m. EDT May 12, 2003

BAGHDAD, Iraq -- Hundreds of Iraqis want to get paid.

Just a month after their defeat by allied forces, 300 Iraqi soldiers have marched on the U.S. Army's main Baghdad base. They're demanding back pay and a future in the new Iraq.

The civilian-clad protesters chanted "With our souls! With our blood! We sacrifice for you, Iraq." Many are non-commissioned officers.

One air force sergeant said he and his colleagues want to get paid from "the oil wealth of Iraq." He said he was last paid his monthly salary -- the equivalent of less than $60 -- in February.


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Georgia Students Hold Annual 'Whites Only' Prom
Posted: 8:24 a.m. EDT May 12, 2003

WRIGHTSVILLE, Ga. -- A high school senior in Wrightsville, Ga., says it's always been this way -- separate proms for whites and blacks.

And this year was no exception. Students at Johnson County High School held two proms this year. Carla Rachels helped organize the whites-only prom, saying, "we don't see it as a big deal."


Taylor County, another rural area 90 miles west of Wrightsville, held an integrated prom last year, but added a separate whites-only prom this year.

After integration in the late 1960s, separate proms were common in the rural South, but Johnson and Taylor counties are among the last to cling to the practice.


And one prominent black who attended school in Johnson County says he wishes things were different. Former professional football star Herschel Walker urged an end to segregated proms when he visited last week when the high school football field was named in his honor.
 
RE: Weird News Weekend

This article is almost comical..

exerpt

SALINAS, Calif. -- A homeless man was set on fire as he slept in Salinas, Calif.

The 56-year-old man suffered third-degree burns to more than 40 percent of his body. Police say he was doused with a flammable liquid. When police found him, the lower half of his body was in flames.

The man is hospitalized in serious condition with burns from his feet to his waist.

Investigators believe the fire was set on purpose.

You mean it could have been an accident?

He was asleep and doused with a flammable liquid, I doubt it was an accident. Maybe it was sleeping suicide.
 
RE: Weird News Weekend

I can vouch for Norm. He was out of the country (visiting Alabama) at the time the incident occured.
 
RE: Weird News Weekend

I did not read the part where they found him out on a ledge. Even more scary.
 
RE: Weird News Weekend

It reminds of a story I swear is true - that occured in Northville, Michigan - where I used to work.

Some guy was found in a dumpster behind a country and western bar with something like 20-25 stab wounds - obviously very dead. The local paper prints "Northville's Police Chief ruled out suicide at the scene." DUHHHHH...
 
RE: Weird News Weekend

LOL!!!! I'm rolling.

Guy must have had a strong heart and lungs. I can picture him stabbing himself over and over and screaming die you SOB, die.
 
And the weirdness continues

And the weirdness continues

I don't know what to say...

I don't make these up - I only reprint them for my buddies at the LOD.

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British Doctors Remove 20,000 Brains Without Permission
Practice Explicitly Outlawed In 1999
Posted: 11:47 a.m. EDT May 12, 2003

LONDON -- British doctors and morticians removed at least 20,000 brains for research from 1970 to 1999 without obtaining families' consent, according a government report published Monday.

The figure includes only those brains still held by hospitals and universities in England, and many more could have been taken and destroyed, Dr. Jeremy Metters, Her Majesty's Inspector of Anatomy, said in the report.

Removing organs without families' permission was explicitly outlawed in 1999. A law passed in 1961 said organs should only be taken from corpses if relatives did not object, though permission was not required.

In one case, Metters said, a hospital mortician was paid $16 for each brain he provided for research. Metters said it was possible that a brain could have been removed in any post mortem carried out by a hospital or coroner between 1961 and 1999.

The government ordered an investigation after a woman learned her husband's brain had been removed without her permission when he committed suicide in 1987. The couple's Jewish faith decrees that a person must be buried intact.

Elaine Isaacs found out what happened to her husband, Cyril, by chance in 2000. She said the secrecy surrounding his case was "nothing short of collusion," and she expected authorities to take action against those responsible.

"Our rights were ignored in every sense," she said.

The government's chief medical officer, Sir Liam Donaldson, said the practice "is an affront to families who have lost a loved one.

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I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.


I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain


With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln,
If you only had a brain.


Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore,
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more.


I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain--Whoa!
 
RE: And the weirdness continues

RE: And the weirdness continues

Brains sure are cheap these days. I wonder if a man's brain is worth more or less than a woman's brain.

I think a man's brain would be more because it's hardly ever used. Who wants some old worn out woman's brain?
 
RE: And the weirdness continues

RE: And the weirdness continues

Top this one:

[a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=534&ncid=534&e=6&u=/ap/20030511/ap_on_he_me/klingon_interpreter"]Klingon Interpreter Sought for Patients[/a]
 
RE: And the weirdness continues

RE: And the weirdness continues

check this out:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/05/10/offbeat.klingon.interpreter/index.html
Qapla'! Hospital seeks Klingon speaker
Saturday, May 10, 2003 Posted: 10:37 PM EDT (0237 GMT)

Klingon phrases
Qapla' -- Success
qatlho -- Thank you
HIja' -- Yes, True
Qo -- No
maj ram -- Good night

PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- Position Available: Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon.

The language created for the "Star Trek" TV series and movies is one of about 55 needed by the office that treats mental health patients in metropolitan Multnomah County.

"We have to provide information in all the languages our clients speak," said Jerry Jelusich, a procurement specialist for the county Department of Human Services, which serves about 60,000 mental health clients.

Although created for works of fiction, Klingon was designed to have a consistent grammar, syntax and vocabulary.

And now Multnomah County research has found that many people -- and not just fans -- consider it a complete language.

"There are some cases where we've had mental health patients where this was all they would speak," said the county's purchasing administrator, Franna Hathaway.

County officials said that obligates them to respond with a Klingon-English interpreter, putting the language of starship Enterprise officer Worf and other Klingon characters on a par with common languages such as Russian and Vietnamese, and less common tongues including Dari and Tongan.
 
RE: And the weirdness continues

RE: And the weirdness continues

See what I mean about weird? Out of ALL the stories in the news - two LOD people pick the same one and post it at almost the same moment.

That's it. I'm done. Going home to sit safely in my car in the driveway for the evening.

It's TOO WEIRD for me!
 
RE: Weird News Weekend

Maybe he was drinking sterno and his piss was flammable, and through a broken window the sunlight was focused like a lens, over time igniting his flaming-pee-soaked pants.
 
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