Getting Divorced!

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MonsterMark

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Well, I have decided to get divorced. Not that I don't love my wife or kids or anything like that.

It is all about a car. A Lincoln. A Mark VIII.

Yes, I am getting divorced over a Mark VIII.

I spent the last 3 months looking for a car. The perfect car. The perfect condition. The perfect color. I found it. Twenty minutes is all I was asking for. (Wife) I'M LEAVING NOW! Honey, can't you wait 20 minutes. I've found the car. (Wife) NO! We are meeting people. But honey, I found the car. (Wife) It will be there when you get back. No it won't.

GONE!

I am not going to speak to her for how long? Any suggestions.

A) 5 seconds
B) 5 minutes
C) 5 hours
D) 5 days
E) At the trial

I am so mad I can't even type. 3 months wasted, wasted, wasted.

'93 MonsterMark Project Car
Bryan
 
RE: Getting Divorced!

F) At the court-ordered arbitration.

It's just a car...just a car. Think big picture here! Everything happens for a reason. It probably was about to self-destruct anyway. She might even have *saved* you from a bum deal. ;)
 
RE: Getting Divorced!

I vote for E At the trial


Just hope the judge isnt a GM man
 
RE: Getting Divorced!


Im lost? is this a type of joke? seriously.
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I'm with Moe in this one.

Ummm... wha' are you trying to say Bryan?
 
RE: Getting Divorced!

Bryan,

Keep taking your medication. You sure are wound up tighter than a cheap watch, eh?
 
RE: Getting Divorced!

Add up A B C & D for my answer of "F" = 5 Days, 5 Hours, 5 minutes & 5 seconds. Then forget about it.....
 
RE: Getting Divorced!

Hey Bryan, what about weeks and/or months? I think 5 years would be too long.

Man, that's gotta suck about that Mark slipping through your fingers. What a drag!!! I know you don't want to hear it yet, but I also believe that there is a better one out there to replace this one.
 
RE: Getting Divorced!

Scott, ya', your right, but I still don't feel good about it.;)
Joey, guy definitely knows what I'm talking about.:7
Pete, the man of few words.:p
Moe, you have always been confused.:eek:
Zeb, any moron that would get divorced over a car is indeed a moron.;)
Ron, Ron, Ron.:+
Sandy, you of all people understand emotional attachment.:D
Dean, if the silent/guilt treatment works, maybe there will be a treasure chest at the end of the rainbow.}>

'93 MonsterMark Project Car
Bryan
 
RE: Getting Divorced!

You got it! You could possibly get her to agree to an upgrade and get a bigger treasure chest. My problem is the silent treatment usually goes both ways. It sometimes gets real, real ugly.

I wish you best buddy!!! ;-) ;-) ;-)
 
RE: Getting Divorced!

Someday, when you meet my wife you'll understand that a bigger treasure chest is not even in the picture. HaHa. Her chest-to-waist ratio is way out of wack, and that's a good thing.

Like a woman, I'll do my best to bring this up every time there is a dispute for the next 2-3 years. HaHa. But, like a guy, I'll probably forget all about it by the weekend. Such is life.

'93 MonsterMark Project Car
Bryan
 
RE: Getting Divorced!

you should have said "Honey, you go ahead, I'll meet you there in my new car in about 30 minutes"

Then bought the car



94 Mark VIII, Black / Black
 
RE: Getting Divorced!

I looked up the term 'pussy whipped' in the dictionary, and sure as hell, Bryan's photo was posted next to it.
 
RE: Getting Divorced!

Like a woman, I'll do my best to bring this up every time there is a dispute for the next 2-3 years. HaHa. But, like a guy, I'll probably forget all about it by the weekend. Such is life.

'93 MonsterMark Project Car
Bryan
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I understand 100%!
 
RE: Getting Divorced!

I think you mean "prostate". Or maybe that's your favorite cancer-prevention position...

but anyway, that hole article is spun to be more drivel from the anti-sex lobby! Why not head-line with "Getting Laid Prevents Cancer"?

I think this is more proof that american women are too uptight about sex and men in general. Look at all those high-school shootings, how many could have been prevented by ONE DATE with a girl.

And now this, proof that lack of sex causes cancer. I mean, I guessed that when I was 16 (my girlfriend didn't believe me but I bet she's regrettting that now!) and now there's finally proof!







94 Mark VIII, Black / Black
 
RE: Getting Divorced!

I was lucky when I found my Mark. My wife and I were eating lunch, I looked across the street and there it was. I said, "after lunch, I am going to go across the street, and buy that car" That didn't go over well at all. When we got there, I let her test drive it first. She was sold, I was thrilled. I have had that car for one year now, and she is going to get one for herself.
 
RE: Getting Divorced!

I think you mean "prostate". Or maybe that's your favorite cancer-prevention position...

but anyway, that hole article is spun to be more drivel from the anti-sex lobby! Why not head-line with "Getting Laid Prevents Cancer"?
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What hole is that, or do you mean whole?
 
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