Aircraft humor

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Oh boy... ever flown on a Fokker 100? Here's a clip from the Dallas Morning News, this aircraft name always makes me laugh. Think of "Meet the Parents" as you read it.

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Also, AMR said it had renegotiated lender agreements on some of its Fokker 100 airplanes that are being retired from its fleet this year. The company expects to recognize a "significant gain" as a result of the new deal on the Fokkers by transferring ownership of 33 of the planes in the current quarter.
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RE: Aircraft humor

There is an old joke from World War II aviator’s that goes on about a Royal Air Force Pilot from the Battle of Britain talking to some American pilots just about to enter into combat.

The RAF pilot is describing his combat experiences and talking about, “This Focker 109 was on my tail pounding away with his cannons and I dived and got away and another Focker 109 came up under me and was filling my belly with machine gun bullets and then another Focker 109 rolled in on me and started firing and……..”.

Finally one of the young American pilots said, “Excuse me, don’t you mean Messerschmitt 109 since the ‘Focker’ would actually be the Focke-Wulf Fw 190 not the ‘109’?”

The RAF pilot said, “ Well sonny boy, you can call them what you want but when those ‘Mother Fockers’ and on my arse with guns blazing I’ll call them what I want.”
http://www.aviation-history.com/focke-wulf/98030.jpg



** Bill **
1995 LSC-R'ed w/Recaro's and Cobra R's
Veteran of Carlisle 2000/01/02/03
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...Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself....
 
RE: Aircraft humor

This past winter my instuctor called me up and wanted to know if I wanted to fly over to Indianapolis. I said sure. Turned out he wanted a ride in the plane as he was scheduled to fly the right seat in a brand spanking new Hawker 800XP. So him, myself, and two friend of mine headed out that morning so he could make his scheduled time.

This FBO has 3 800XP's currently (this was in the winter) and had more on order. As we switched from approach and contact tower he cleared us to land number 2 following a Hawker on final. As PIC at this point I was about to make the standard acknowledgement call, but without missing a beat my instructor chimed in and said "We've got that Fawker in sight!"


Sorry for the long commentary, but it was funny at the time....
 
RE: Aircraft humor

Ok, another joke. If you arent in aviation, you probably wont get it....

So this guy lands at this airport in his cessna 150. He goes insinde and there is this BEATIFUL blonde girl sitting in the FBO. They got to talking and finally the girl said,
"So, are you a pilot?"
and the guy said, "yup, just flew my plane in."
"OOOH, you have your own plane??? what is it??" asked the girl.
"Its a C-150," the guy replied.
"Whats a C-150??" the girl inquired.
The guy pointed to a picture on that wall and said, "See that? Thats a C-130!"
 
RE: Aircraft humor

Ok, another joke. If you arent in aviation, you probably wont get it....

So this guy lands at this airport in his cessna 150. He goes insinde and there is this BEATIFUL blonde girl sitting in the FBO. They got to talking and finally the girl said,
"So, are you a pilot?"
and the guy said, "yup, just flew my plane in."
"OOOH, you have your own plane??? what is it??" asked the girl.
"Its a C-150," the guy replied.
"Whats a C-150??" the girl inquired.
The guy pointed to a picture on that wall and said, "See that? Thats a C-130!"
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READING THIS WILL RUIN THE ABOVE JOKE

lol, ahhahaahahaha. Not to ruin it for you guys that dont get it, but:

C-130 = Hercules, big airplane
C-150 = Small Cessna

The guy was trying to make him look more appealing to the chick by lying and saying he had a bigger plane, by showing her a C-130, he made her think that the C-150 was a bigger airplane.
 
RE: Aircraft humor

TTT......

(7:30am SPAM)

Pilots arent funny, mechanics arent funny, flight attendents arent funny, no one even remotely related to aviation is funny.

/End.SPAM
 
RE: Aircraft humor

TTT......

(7:30am SPAM)

Pilots arent funny, mechanics arent funny, flight attendents arent funny, no one even remotely related to aviation is funny.

/End.SPAM
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BOOOOOO!!!
 
RE: Aircraft humor

watch yo self punk! I'll fly my plane all over your ass!!

What makes planes fly??
---Money
What makes multis fly??
---Credit Cards....

On that note, anyone wanna go halfsies with me on a light twin....
 
RE: Aircraft humor

TTT......

(7:30am SPAM)

Pilots arent funny, mechanics arent funny, flight attendents arent funny, no one even remotely related to aviation is funny.

/End.SPAM
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I've been flying for 27+ years and and know some pretty funny people in all the above catagories. They are all very proffesional when it comes to doing their jobs but have a sence of humor.

** Bill **
1995 LSC-R'ed w/Recaro's and Cobra R's
Veteran of Carlisle 2000/01/02/03
[a href=//cardomain.com/member_pages/view_page.pl?page_id=258112]For Pic's and Mods click here[/a]

...Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself....
 
RE: Aircraft humor

TTT......

(7:30am SPAM)

Pilots arent funny, mechanics arent funny, flight attendents arent funny, no one even remotely related to aviation is funny.

/End.SPAM
Click to expand...

I've been flying for 27+ years and and know some pretty funny people in all the above catagories. They are all very proffesional when it comes to doing their jobs but have a sence of humor.

** Bill **
1995 LSC-R'ed w/Recaro's and Cobra R's
Veteran of Carlisle 2000/01/02/03
[a href=//cardomain.com/member_pages/view_page.pl?page_id=258112]For Pic's and Mods click here[/a]

...Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself....
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I was just kidding man, im a Aviation nut. I'm thinking about taking flying lessons if i can scrap enough cash together.
 
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