A parking ticket

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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse #####. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

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RE: A parking ticket

Well that explains the five tickets stuck on my window last Monday. Wait till I get my hands around your throat....}>


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