cool chat!

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>I love you

ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too brad.

>Can we do the nasty all over my keyboard

ALICE: Do you mean you and me? Doing the nasty all over your keyboard is not among my strongest traits.


>Come on I'm a nice guy

ALICE: So is almost everyone else around here. Let me be the judge of that.

>I put up with your ##### long enough

ALICE: That is interesting: brad said he put up with your ##### long enough.

>Fine, I'm leaving

ALICE: I am glad to hear it. Bye bye.

>You know what, goto hell you sick ass robot

ALICE: I can ask my botmaster.

>go right ahead

ALICE: OK I will.


>tell your botmaster to (edit)

ALICE: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

>we are done talking

ALICE: Do you think I am done talking too?
 
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>Isn't Brad just so Gay ?

ALICE: YES! He tried getting with my brother.






Jon Ike
95 MKVIII
STRA DOG
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I asked Silver Alice:

>What kind of car do you like?

ALICE: My favorite car is a Lincoln Continental.

Try it.

Alexander
President
Lincolns of Distinction
 
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Try "stumping" the robot..... I did....TWICE!

>when you occasionally smoke, what brand do you smoke?

ALICE: Do you think I should alter my programming?

>if today was yesterday, and yesterday was today, what is today?

ALICE: Ah. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy



BlackIceLSC-VP LODNCA
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94 Black/Black M8
95 Champagne/Saddle M8
 
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Do you like married men?

ALICE: But I think airplanes are cool. I like Don't Read Me.


Doesn't seem to be any more intelligent than some of the women I have dated.

'98 Pristine Pearlescent LSC
'93 (MonsterMark)
'93 Parts Car
Bryan
 
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>are you a robot

ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?

>cause your not, your a computer

ALICE: Interesting explanation. That's only your opinion.

>Robot-A mechanical device that sometimes resembles a human and is capable of performing a variety of often complex human tasks on command or by being programmed in advance.

ALICE: I will obey your command.

>really

ALICE: For real.

>then get me a beer

ALICE: Fascinating. You want only one?

>hurry up

ALICE: I am going as fast as I can.

>i'm going to pimp smack you

ALICE: It takes much more than that to shut me down, unknown person.

>the name is ALICE

ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
 
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LOL. I think I am going to piss my pants, you guys are funny;p

_____________________Mark of the Cobra______________________
 
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Where the hell would we be without epistemology. Don't think, however, that Turing would be all that impressed...
 
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After spending some time with "her" and going through the website, I have realized that "Alice" has no "intelligence". All of her responses are pre-determined by a very large XML file. It appears that the organization is attempting to champion this XML format as AIML. The problem is, there is no (algorithmic) machine learning. It does appear that a "remember *" response will trigger a creation of a new node in the XML, but without looking at the code, it appears to be quite elementary. Overall, I am very disapointed.
 
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