The Evil One has been Stolen!!!!

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This is a sad sad day!!!

Someone has stolen MY Mark VIII! It was removed from the garage sometime today............Please be on the lookout!!!
 
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This is a sad sad day!!!

Someone has stolen MY Mark VIII! It was removed from the garage sometime today............Please be on the lookout!!!
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My heart stopped until I realized the date... phew...
 
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Are you sure you wife didn't take it for the day or something..............damn if it is stolen that's just terrible. I hope you have good insurance. Good luck to you man!
 
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Oh Rrocket... I know you are not in the mood for the (edit) storm that is about to come you way in regard to Gen1 I thought you had enough the last time!!!! So I will refrain from verbalizing my opinion...however any other Gen one owner can chime in to handle my lite weight! http://flash.artie.com/20011115/arg-sneak.gif
 
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Bring it......it would be even too much effort for me to lift a Slim Jim to try and steal a Gen 1. The thought of sitting in those uncomfortable seats and not being able to see the road at nite is enough to send any thief running for their lives....
 
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"Oh Rrocket... I know you are not in the mood for the s**t storm that is about to come you way in regard to Gen1 I thought you had enough the last time!!!! So I will refrain from verbalizing my opinion...however any other Gen one owner can chime in to handle my lite weight!"

Don't get me started Stanley :p I would hate to open another can on you and your posse (Craig) since there is still some stuff left in the can I opened on you last time... lol.
 
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Here we go again. Before we get started maybe you go outside to check to see if you left your headlights on! You know they have a time limit! Or did you finally spend a quarter and intall a timer on your Gen two ? ............................................................................Are You back Yet?

........................................... Still waiting....................................Still not back yet? .....I guess you did leave them on.... You see Lincoln made the Gen 1 so they can figure out how to cheapen the Gen 2 and they did!! Don't cry it's not your fault just turn the keys back over to you daddy and all is forgiving...now go out and get youself the true Luxury Muscle Car Lincoln Mark VIII Gen 1 !!!!!

Oh yea mlschultz it seem the UPS man accidentally delivered your Depends to my House by accident.....do you really wear extra absorbant... don't worry your secret is safe we me
 
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You have no game Stanley Bro! The only smack you and your posse have comes from a cereal box. Please pass the milk... :9
 
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OK then Stanley. I WIN!!! Did you feel the ricer fly by? I had my Brad turbo fart can exhaust set on "echo" when I flew by! Victory is mine!!! I did not think this strategy would work right out of the gate. Guess you did not see it coming. I am good...
 
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OK then Stanley. I WIN!!! Did you feel the ricer fly by? I had my Brad turbo fart can exhaust set on "echo" when I flew by! Victory is mine!!! I did not think this strategy would work right out of the gate. Guess you did not see it coming. I am good...
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Take it easy on them, they all know any 2nd Gen owner can sell their baby and buy two or three bad lit 10 year old cars.
 
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LOL
Let's have a Gen1 Vs. Gen.2 Forum.
I want to battle this out !
LOL
Gen.2's are sure a nice looking car ( sorta resembles a train of some sort) and the HID's are a nice addition, but when we start to talk about speed....plz
You better have some DF cloths available to wipe off that Hot rubber on your HID's from my Gen.1
Can you just see that First Gen. fly by... Victory is SWEET !

END OF STORY. GOOD Game ! ;)

Jon Ike
95 MKVIII
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Bring it......it would be even too much effort for me to lift a Slim Jim to try and steal a Gen 1. The thought of sitting in those uncomfortable seats and not being able to see the road at nite is enough to send any thief running for their lives....
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Well you see for us Gen 1 guys there is NO problem with the seats.See, we're used to being sucked back into the seat by the massive acceleration difference that we enjoy so much.
And I dont know about the rest of you guys but I'm lucky enough to live in a place thats so UNhillbilly that we have so many street lights that I dont need headlights at all!!!!!!!


Now lets get to that train wreck you guys call a front end.What the heck happened there?!
The ONLY good thing about a Gen2 is the taillights and If you have a Gen1 you will NEVER see those!!
All we see is the BIG moose of a front end in our rearview mirrors.

Oh and hows that repair bill every other month when that blend door snaps off like a twig in the wind????!!!!

Whats that? You cant reach the steering wheel cause the little doohickey broke and its stuck backward and you dont get paid untill next friday, so you have to drive it like the bus driver in school???

Oh, and how much are those ballasts again?

Bring it on, whos wants some?????????
 
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