The Evil One has been Stolen!!!!
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RE: The Evil One has been Stolen!!!!
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Bring it......it would be even too much effort for me to lift a Slim Jim to try and steal a Gen 1. The thought of sitting in those uncomfortable seats and not being able to see the road at nite is enough to send any thief running for their lives....
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Well you see for us Gen 1 guys there is NO problem with the seats.See, we're used to being sucked back into the seat by the massive acceleration difference that we enjoy so much.
And I dont know about the rest of you guys but I'm lucky enough to live in a place thats so UNhillbilly that we have so many street lights that I dont need headlights at all!!!!!!!
Now lets get to that train wreck you guys call a front end.What the heck happened there?!
The ONLY good thing about a Gen2 is the taillights and If you have a Gen1 you will NEVER see those!!
All we see is the BIG moose of a front end in our rearview mirrors.
Oh and hows that repair bill every other month when that blend door snaps off like a twig in the wind????!!!!
Whats that? You cant reach the steering wheel cause the little doohickey broke and its stuck backward and you dont get paid untill next friday, so you have to drive it like the bus driver in school???
Oh, and how much are those ballasts again?
Bring it on, whos wants some?????????
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Bring it......it would be even too much effort for me to lift a Slim Jim to try and steal a Gen 1. The thought of sitting in those uncomfortable seats and not being able to see the road at nite is enough to send any thief running for their lives....
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Well you see for us Gen 1 guys there is NO problem with the seats.See, we're used to being sucked back into the seat by the massive acceleration difference that we enjoy so much.
And I dont know about the rest of you guys but I'm lucky enough to live in a place thats so UNhillbilly that we have so many street lights that I dont need headlights at all!!!!!!!
Now lets get to that train wreck you guys call a front end.What the heck happened there?!
The ONLY good thing about a Gen2 is the taillights and If you have a Gen1 you will NEVER see those!!
All we see is the BIG moose of a front end in our rearview mirrors.
Oh and hows that repair bill every other month when that blend door snaps off like a twig in the wind????!!!!
Whats that? You cant reach the steering wheel cause the little doohickey broke and its stuck backward and you dont get paid untill next friday, so you have to drive it like the bus driver in school???
Oh, and how much are those ballasts again?
Bring it on, whos wants some?????????
RE: The Evil One has been Stolen!!!!
Are you g1 owners out there saying that I should be afraid of this?
http://www.tady.cz/hosaka/woohoo.gif
http://mark8.org/users/Eli/1/Avs/JohnDenver.jpg
So let me get this straight.Your engine is 1.8 liters,and my Pepsi is 2.
Directions in Haynes Manual: "Carefully..."
Translation: You are about to suffer deep abrasions.
Or this?
http://www.markviii.org/~blackicelsc/launch1.JPG
And you must be kidding about this - right?
http://www.lincolnsclub.org/dcforum/Images/Avatars/554.gif
http://images.cardomain.com/member_images/2/web/410000-410999/410863_9.jpg
Well, out of these five... 3 don't run, one is no longer a real Mark with coil springs, and the last one sits in the garage. I am shakin it like a polaroid picture. Is there a g1 out there that runs? Hello? Anyone? lol.
Are you g1 owners out there saying that I should be afraid of this?
http://www.tady.cz/hosaka/woohoo.gif
http://mark8.org/users/Eli/1/Avs/JohnDenver.jpg
So let me get this straight.Your engine is 1.8 liters,and my Pepsi is 2.
Directions in Haynes Manual: "Carefully..."
Translation: You are about to suffer deep abrasions.
Or this?
http://www.markviii.org/~blackicelsc/launch1.JPG
And you must be kidding about this - right?
http://www.lincolnsclub.org/dcforum/Images/Avatars/554.gif
http://images.cardomain.com/member_images/2/web/410000-410999/410863_9.jpg
Well, out of these five... 3 don't run, one is no longer a real Mark with coil springs, and the last one sits in the garage. I am shakin it like a polaroid picture. Is there a g1 out there that runs? Hello? Anyone? lol.
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RE: The Evil One has been Stolen!!!!
Theres TWO Gen 1s out here that you dont want any part of.
Come on out, lets race.I could use the money right now, I've been out of work for a while.
Theres TWO Gen 1s out here that you dont want any part of.
Come on out, lets race.I could use the money right now, I've been out of work for a while.
RE: The Evil One has been Stolen!!!!
I just want to say thanks to everyone who contributed to this thread today. I've been laughing my but off all day today because of it. My wife stopped by my work at lunch and she wondered what I was laughing at, so I showed her. She didn't quite get it, but I think only Mark VIII owners with attitudes do.
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I just want to say thanks to everyone who contributed to this thread today. I've been laughing my but off all day today because of it. My wife stopped by my work at lunch and she wondered what I was laughing at, so I showed her. She didn't quite get it, but I think only Mark VIII owners with attitudes do.
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"Knowing is half the battle" Gi Joe
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Ron, that was a decent attempt.If you knew the whole story about my arm and my recent operation it wouldn't be quite as funny.I've been preety much useless for about 6 weeks now.
Still a good attempt though.
Ron, that was a decent attempt.If you knew the whole story about my arm and my recent operation it wouldn't be quite as funny.I've been preety much useless for about 6 weeks now.
Still a good attempt though.
RE: The Evil One has been Stolen!!!!
Let me strap on my bling bling Elvis suit and I'll turn my Brad's customer turbo fart can exhaust on "ludicrous reverb echo speed" and blast my way on over. You do not want any of this Bro.
This fart can setting was tested only once, and Brad has never been the same since. Last I heard from him, he switched to Citgo (Ultra Mega Sulfur Blend), and now sits under a bridge singing some Red Hot Chili Pepper tune while trying to decide what oil he should pack in his rear end??? Whats up with that?
So, just be aware that you will get smoked, cooked, eaten, and dumped all at once. Then, I will have to critique my victory, and post it on Stanleys site as "tasty but smelly g1 - just plug your nose review" lol
Let me strap on my bling bling Elvis suit and I'll turn my Brad's customer turbo fart can exhaust on "ludicrous reverb echo speed" and blast my way on over. You do not want any of this Bro.
This fart can setting was tested only once, and Brad has never been the same since. Last I heard from him, he switched to Citgo (Ultra Mega Sulfur Blend), and now sits under a bridge singing some Red Hot Chili Pepper tune while trying to decide what oil he should pack in his rear end??? Whats up with that?
So, just be aware that you will get smoked, cooked, eaten, and dumped all at once. Then, I will have to critique my victory, and post it on Stanleys site as "tasty but smelly g1 - just plug your nose review" lol
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It sounds like somebody In Georgia does't have a job, dreams about Elvis and believes farting can make you car go faster! Now we know why the confederates lost the battle in Kennesaw....oh and by the way why do you have 95 directionals on a 98! need a little Gen1 love to make you Gen 2 Go......If you need some more fart power...Open your mouth I have alittle for you! http://www.generalcomics.com/dirty-cartoons-black-humor-pictures/16.jpg
It sounds like somebody In Georgia does't have a job, dreams about Elvis and believes farting can make you car go faster! Now we know why the confederates lost the battle in Kennesaw....oh and by the way why do you have 95 directionals on a 98! need a little Gen1 love to make you Gen 2 Go......If you need some more fart power...Open your mouth I have alittle for you! http://www.generalcomics.com/dirty-cartoons-black-humor-pictures/16.jpg
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if anyone here feels they need to waste their time dealing with this Mschultz character, let me just remind you. He hasn't posted any time slips yet. Until he does, he's just another talker. B.S. doesnt win races, racers do.
Oh, and Stanley, since I didnt log on yesterday, I didnt see your post until today, a day AFTER April fools...for that, you should be SLAPPED!
if anyone here feels they need to waste their time dealing with this Mschultz character, let me just remind you. He hasn't posted any time slips yet. Until he does, he's just another talker. B.S. doesnt win races, racers do.
Oh, and Stanley, since I didnt log on yesterday, I didnt see your post until today, a day AFTER April fools...for that, you should be SLAPPED!
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RE: The Evil One has been Stolen!!!!
haha lol Craig, What does posting a time slip prove? Let me answer for you - nothing. Why would I show you anyway? For you to bench race and say: Oh there is no way I can beat that rt, or my 60' is a full second slower? Showing time slips doesn't win races, racing does. :*
Stanley, I don't have a clue why the '95 Continental rims found their way onto my Mark. They were there when I bought it. Just remember that my Mark is still a G2, and it really does not matter which rims are on it when you are looking at the tail lights.
By the way, don't you two have to go watch speed racer, or pimp my ride, or eat some cheese with your whine? It is not my fault that you both own a g1. Deal with it... lol!
haha lol Craig, What does posting a time slip prove? Let me answer for you - nothing. Why would I show you anyway? For you to bench race and say: Oh there is no way I can beat that rt, or my 60' is a full second slower? Showing time slips doesn't win races, racing does. :*
Stanley, I don't have a clue why the '95 Continental rims found their way onto my Mark. They were there when I bought it. Just remember that my Mark is still a G2, and it really does not matter which rims are on it when you are looking at the tail lights.
By the way, don't you two have to go watch speed racer, or pimp my ride, or eat some cheese with your whine? It is not my fault that you both own a g1. Deal with it... lol!
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RE: The Evil One has been Stolen!!!!
Let me get this straight mlschultz I just said "let me fart in your mouth" and you had no comeback.....interesting!!!
The winner by technical Knockout "Mrrobertstv!!!"
And the crowd go wild!!!!!
We are waiting for the results from the Judges!!!!
George: let me tell you Biff that fart in your mouth comment was the death of mlschultz I'm afraid he may not be able to come back from that devastating blow.
Biff: I agree George the fart in you mouth comment was really brutal mlschultz may want to rethink his web-fighting routine.
Let me get this straight mlschultz I just said "let me fart in your mouth" and you had no comeback.....interesting!!!
The winner by technical Knockout "Mrrobertstv!!!"
And the crowd go wild!!!!!
We are waiting for the results from the Judges!!!!
George: let me tell you Biff that fart in your mouth comment was the death of mlschultz I'm afraid he may not be able to come back from that devastating blow.
Biff: I agree George the fart in you mouth comment was really brutal mlschultz may want to rethink his web-fighting routine.
RE: The Evil One has been Stolen!!!!
Stanley Bro, wenn Sie das denken, das Gas in meine Öffnung führt, ist ein Sieg, Sie werden verwechselt. Wem denken Sie Sie beschäftigen, irgendeine Art rookie HAHA? Ich bin sicher, daß, wenn Sie irgendwie Ausstrahlung- und Durchlaufgas in Ihren Lufteintritt wie eine Energie Additionsmaschine und ein Bündel Reis und mexikanische Nahrung zu essen können, das EVILONE u. das BLACKICELSC zusammen ist anschließen Sie, Sie konnte gerade in der LageSEIN, mit einem zweifelhaften G2 oben zu halten -, aber halten Sie zu träumen. Dann können Sie einen sehr großen Flügel auf Ihr P.O.S G1 LOL HAHA setzen, mit Ihrer neuen laufenden Tunnelenergie Druckluftadditionsmaschine und ändern Ihren Namen zu Herrn Stanley Robfart. HAHAHAHA
Stanley Bro, wenn Sie das denken, das Gas in meine Öffnung führt, ist ein Sieg, Sie werden verwechselt. Wem denken Sie Sie beschäftigen, irgendeine Art rookie HAHA? Ich bin sicher, daß, wenn Sie irgendwie Ausstrahlung- und Durchlaufgas in Ihren Lufteintritt wie eine Energie Additionsmaschine und ein Bündel Reis und mexikanische Nahrung zu essen können, das EVILONE u. das BLACKICELSC zusammen ist anschließen Sie, Sie konnte gerade in der LageSEIN, mit einem zweifelhaften G2 oben zu halten -, aber halten Sie zu träumen. Dann können Sie einen sehr großen Flügel auf Ihr P.O.S G1 LOL HAHA setzen, mit Ihrer neuen laufenden Tunnelenergie Druckluftadditionsmaschine und ändern Ihren Namen zu Herrn Stanley Robfart. HAHAHAHA
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Dude your German is a little rusty: this is what you wrote to me:
"Stanley Bro if you think that, that leads gas into my opening, a victory, you is be confused. Whom think you busy you, any type rookie HAHA? I am certain that, if you can to eat somehow radiation gas and conduit gas into your air entrance as well as an energy addition machine and a bundle rice and mexican nourishment, the EVILONE and the BLACKICELSC together is connect you, you could just in the situation ware to hold with a doubtful G2 above -, but hold to dream. Then you can set a very large wing on your P. O. S G1 LOL HAHA, with your new running tunnel energy compressed air addition machine and change your name to Mr. Stanley Robfart. HAHAHAHA"
My personal opinion is: Es erscheint, daß Sie durch wrting in der deutschen Sprache ich unmöglich denken, könnte verstehen, was Sie meinem Freund sagen! Die Wahrheit ist Sie still verloren.. Leben Sie mit ihm und Bewegung auf wirklich! Schwarz Vereisen ein, das ich die Spitze Eisberg eines riesigen kickass bin, den Sie kein Stück von wollen!
and for my Unkraine Friends: Кажется, что Вы думаете wrting на немецком языке, я не мог возможно понять то, что Вы говорите моего друга!
правда - Вы все еще теряли... Живой с этим и идут дальше, действительно! Гололедица я является наконечником(чаевыми) гигантского kickass айсберга, что Вы не хотите часть!!
Dude your German is a little rusty: this is what you wrote to me:
"Stanley Bro if you think that, that leads gas into my opening, a victory, you is be confused. Whom think you busy you, any type rookie HAHA? I am certain that, if you can to eat somehow radiation gas and conduit gas into your air entrance as well as an energy addition machine and a bundle rice and mexican nourishment, the EVILONE and the BLACKICELSC together is connect you, you could just in the situation ware to hold with a doubtful G2 above -, but hold to dream. Then you can set a very large wing on your P. O. S G1 LOL HAHA, with your new running tunnel energy compressed air addition machine and change your name to Mr. Stanley Robfart. HAHAHAHA"
My personal opinion is: Es erscheint, daß Sie durch wrting in der deutschen Sprache ich unmöglich denken, könnte verstehen, was Sie meinem Freund sagen! Die Wahrheit ist Sie still verloren.. Leben Sie mit ihm und Bewegung auf wirklich! Schwarz Vereisen ein, das ich die Spitze Eisberg eines riesigen kickass bin, den Sie kein Stück von wollen!
and for my Unkraine Friends: Кажется, что Вы думаете wrting на немецком языке, я не мог возможно понять то, что Вы говорите моего друга!
правда - Вы все еще теряли... Живой с этим и идут дальше, действительно! Гололедица я является наконечником(чаевыми) гигантского kickass айсберга, что Вы не хотите часть!!
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And your reply:
My personal opinion is: It appears that you not possibly think through wrting in the German language I, could understand, what it my friend to say! The truth is quietly lost you. Live with it and movement on real! Black freezing, which is I the point iceberg of an enormous kickass, which you do not want a piece of!
It seems that you think wrting in the German language, 4 could not possibly understand that the fact that you speak my friend! truth - you still lost... Living with this they go further, actually! Freezing rain 4 appears nakonechnikom(chayevymi) gigantic kickass iceberg, that you do not want the part
Stanley!!! I can finally understand what you are saying!!! haha
And your reply:
My personal opinion is: It appears that you not possibly think through wrting in the German language I, could understand, what it my friend to say! The truth is quietly lost you. Live with it and movement on real! Black freezing, which is I the point iceberg of an enormous kickass, which you do not want a piece of!
It seems that you think wrting in the German language, 4 could not possibly understand that the fact that you speak my friend! truth - you still lost... Living with this they go further, actually! Freezing rain 4 appears nakonechnikom(chayevymi) gigantic kickass iceberg, that you do not want the part
Stanley!!! I can finally understand what you are saying!!! haha
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My wife said now we have a mexican standoff.... as who can be the biggest Idiot!!!!LOL thanks for the ride!!!
My wife said now we have a mexican standoff.... as who can be the biggest Idiot!!!!LOL thanks for the ride!!!