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hi i'm seamus o'malley III, former journalist (20 years, editorial dept., The Washington Post), Whitman-esque poet (but,no, i'm not gay), head of a super secret division of the CIA, writer, photographer. am quite totally in love with a young woman, 52-year-old Pamela Mayo.
Not much else, tho I am in dire need of an armor-plated Lincoln, so I can be protected while driving my love around town, er, that would be D.C.--the White House, the Capitol and the Pentagon and Langley and Ft. Meade and such.
I have this crazy, crazy dream: CIA operatives deliver my new lincoln to my house out here in Alexandria VA at about 4:30 pm tomorrow. So then I can drive Pamela to our bowling date tomorrow in a car that she, only the smartest woman in the wrold, so richly, richly deserves.
Thats 'bout it for now.
semper fi, baby!
All the way with the USA!
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Are you THIS Semus O'Malley:
My CIA car is a stretch limo. It is black and armor-plated, able to repel any small firearms, IEDs and even TOW missiles. The driver of the car is a gentleman named Miles. Miles is a 32-year-old former SEAL, a blackbelt in karate, excellent marksman and explosives expert. Miles is a trusted agent in CIA II, and no one knows of his undercover except Seamus O'Malley III (aka donquixote8, aka chiefbroom8). Miles is armed with an AK-47, a 45mm handgun and an astonishingly large assortment of grenades and explosives. The car is mine, and in case you didn't know it, I am Seamus O'Malley III. I sit in the very rear of the car in a compartment which holds six people comfortably. I am accompanied always by three Geishas, two in their late 20s, one in her early 30s. They are all extremely beautiful and erotic young women. All three play stringed instruments, and they sing lovely songs when i ask them to. They all like me a lot and think I am both witty and funny. I have three laptops in the car. One connects me directly to the president of the United States; one connects me to DNI, NSA, FBI and homeland security; one is an all purpose computer, which I use for general purposes. My CIA car is my rolling office. I drive around Washington, D.C., all day meeting with politicians and various heads of the U.S. intelligence community and various friends. I have three secure telephones in the limo, and like Miles I am armed with a 45 mm pistol and an AK-47. The car has D.C. license plate #47-2308. I have been riding around in this car for about five years now and have yet to be attacked. Mmebers of al Qaeda and other radical Muslim groups know of the car, but have not figured out yet a way to attack it.--chiefbroom8 04:08, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
 
As my daughter used to say "this made me funny!" I thought for sure it would end with "..... so you should transfer funds to Nigerian account # XXXXXXX"

Hey, J - run that plate! :big-grin:

I need to get some sleep. I have a secret mission that involves the A-12 spy plane at 0600. That's all I can say.
 
J said:
WTF is this guy rambling about?
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I don't know but he is definitely ballin'

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thanx for the welcomes. yea verily 20 years in a newspaper and still cant spell cemetary. or nikita khruschev. or try zibby brzerzerzinski-uh-reeno! lol!
 
u dont hav to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. --bob dylan

u dont hav to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. --bob dylan

toysoldier5 said:
thanx for the welcomes. yea verily 20 years in a newspaper and still cant spell cemetary. or nikita khruschev. or try zibby brzerzerzinski-uh-reeno! lol!
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haha

haha

That video is great. Im actually surprized she talked to him for that long.

Boot maam....the monies will get wet if we do no transfer. ROFL haha I get side tracked all the time watching those funny videos on that site. Thanks for the laugh.
 
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