THOUGHTS ON EXERCISE
~ I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost
a pound. Apparently, you have to show up.
~ If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up
our body.
~ I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
~ If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
country.
~ The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy
breathing again.
~ I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
~ I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.
~ I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out
what I'm doing.
~ I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost
a pound. Apparently, you have to show up.
~ If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up
our body.
~ I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
~ If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
country.
~ The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy
breathing again.
~ I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
~ I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.
~ I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out
what I'm doing.