Is Flordia Great, Or What??? :)

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A couple, both 78, went to a sex therapist's office in Winter Haven
Florida.The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, Will
youWatch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple had finished,the

doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,"
and
charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an
appointment,
have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find
out?"

The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
and
we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $140. We do it here for
$50
and I get $43 back from Medicare.

Is Florida great or what! :)
 
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Whatsa matter Fuz? No sex therapists in Wyoming?:)
 
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Sex Treapist in Wyopming??? I really dont think he/she could
make a living. However that reminds me of the be pow wow over
wolves.
As you probably know from the news, the wolf population here
has expanded far beyond the original "reintroduction plan" of
95. The original plan was to have a couple of packs of 12-16 in
the park.
Well things usually dont go the way the pointyeared experts plan.

Right now we have four packs in the park of 16-24, and a large
number of older packs in the countys around the park.
For some reason the older packs have left the park, and are
feeding on the ranchers young stock, as well as taking a very
large number of deer, elk, etc.

The ranchers started killing the wolves. THEN the serria club, all the
animal clubs, the wildlife protection group, the state group, and
some experts from the federal govt, and the ranchers got together
for a meeting about what to do about the problem.

The matter was tossed back and forth for hours when some
brilliant female from washington came up with a wonderful solution.

She presented her idea to all in attenance which was,

"Why cant we introduce some sort of birth control to the wolf
population, thereby slowing down the rate of reproduction, and
the wolves will be under control, and everyone would benifit."

One old rancher in the back of the room stood up and said,

"Lady you dont understand, The damn wolves arent screwing
our stock, Theyre EATING them!"
:) :) :). Wyoming lodgic!!@:)) Best to All, Jack
 
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