710

driller

El Presidente
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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She
replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here
 
I was giving a UNIX class one day and ordered some manuals to give out to the peeps I was training. I got an email from my BOSS that said my 'six' manuals were in. I went up to the front desk and there were the little cheat cards that I had ordered for the commands in the vi editor. Off topic but really funny if you get it.
 
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