A little something "for you 30-40 yr olds

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Are you guys feeling unappreciated?Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning
anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say
"Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say
"Good Morning" let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's
wives for you, the children will remember." The children came in to
breakfast and didn't say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I
walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy
Birthday."

And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to
lunch,just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the
country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such
a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she
said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change."

"Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a
big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
friends,all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat...

on the couch...

naked.
 
Hey, it happens......

Hey, it happens......

OK, this one is true. My wife is the superintendent in charge of the medical clinic at the Air Force base I’m assigned to. Naturally I know most of the medical personal and flight doctors that work there pretty well. Several years back I flunked a portion of my annual flight physical pertaining to a hearing loss in certain higher frequency ranges and had to schedule a retake 48 hours later.

At the appointed time I went to the base hospital for my appointment only instead of going to the “EAR” clinic I went to the “EKG” room and waited. Several of the young female airmen and NCO’s recognized me and said to come on in and take my uniform shirt off and lie down on the table. I did as told and was lying there quietly as they applied the little tape sensors to numerous parts of my chest. Finally as they started hooking up the wires I thought I’d better start asking a few questions. I said is this normal for a hearing test? Both of them had a surprised look on their faces as they said, “Hearing test? We thought you needed an EKG.” As I started peeling off the tape (and chest hair) I explained about the re-take for a hearing test. They made sure I got dressed and sent me down the hall to the proper waiting room.

The next day, my wife sent out a memo to all her personal advising them to check with her prior to me coming over to the clinic for any tests since word had spread about me wanting to take off all my clothes for a simple hearing test.




** Bill **
1995 LSC-R'ed w/Recaro's and Cobra R's
Veteran of Carlisle 2000/01/02/03
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RE: Hey, it happens......

RE: Hey, it happens......

What? Bill? What? Did you say something? I think I need my hearing checked. HMMMMM ;-)

Bill, I'll have to remember that one.
 
RE: Hey, it happens......

RE: Hey, it happens......

Man, baahahahahaaaaa..... LOL

That was a good 5 minute laugh, now that isnt true right?

Because if it is, wonder what your wife was thinking when she saw you naked on the couch.................
 
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