Attn: Driller

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That One Guy

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The pulling unit crew I'm playing Company Hand for, dropped the blocks today. Operator is good indeed. He managed to get the blocks to hit the BOPs, frac tree valves (both of them) and parked the blocks in the cellar. No one was on the floor (well, the floor wasn't set up yet) but the kid in the tubing basket climbed down whiter than a sheet after the incident.

I need a new operator... One second he's standing on the prick perch, the next second he's on the ground, booking it.
That is all.
 
Speaking of job pics... have you seen this one?

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Holy cArp!

Those look like BJ pump trucks (judging from the top mounted cooler fans for the pump engines). Though, I've never seen green pumps on their trucks... So that may not be BJ.

Looks like a cheap company, they are running a stinger through the a sales tree instead of putting a frac tree on there.

Either way, looks like that frac job got cancelled.

Have you sen the pics explaining why you shouldn't stand under wireline tools? PM me your email addy if you haven't. I'd post them here, but they are a bit graphic.
 
Hee hee, I think I've totally misinterpreted the abbreviations, but it's more fun that way. ;)
 
haha I know...

haha I know...

budpytko said:
WOW...talk about a 'coded' message...... JP, I sure hope YOU know what he's talkin' about!!!
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I agree that was pretty cool reading it. Like watching forieners talk to each other and perfectly know what is going on and you feel like an idiot cause you only know english. haha Code talk is cool. When my cop buddies are around i used to work with , we talk in 10 code and people have absolutley no clue what were saying except the verbs. Kind of the same thing imagine.

It was like reading a book and ended with that is all......cool :cool:
 
I've got one rig that reached TD last night and will begin to TOH the DP and BHA today getting ready for CSG. Their ROP has been below average the last few days. Another rig has been bailing and the SWL is finally falling. Still another rig finished their PH and TOH and logged yesterday while they plan to gel today.

It's actually a slow day 'round here.
 
You need to 10-22 your 10-30 JP and go 10-19 for 10-10! Then you can 10-17 some beer to 56-Mueller and 98 me at the beach.
 
The computer system is controlled by three primary main processing cores cross linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat and fourteen kiloquad interface modules. The core elements are based on FTL nanoprocessor units arranged into twenty-five bilateral kelilactirals with twenty of those units being slaved to the central heisenfram terminal. Now this is the isopalavial interface which controls the main firomactal drive unit. The ramistat kiloquad capacity is a function of the square root of the intermix ratio times the sum of the plasma injector quotient.

Take that! lol
 
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