Blond Joke

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> A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
> barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
> the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
> The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
> the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you
> should know 5 things:
> 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
> 2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
> 3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
> 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
> weightlifter.
> 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now
> think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
> "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times."
>
 
RE: Blond Joke

right now I am actually just happy to have a few free minutes. Its been a very busy week for me and it will stay this way all the way through next week too. :/

Oh well, I'll keep myself busy at the end of the next week. The woman will be back :)
 
RE: Blond Joke

She Was So Blonde...

...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
...she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she tried to drown a fish.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
...if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.
...they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius".
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
...it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
...she studied for a blood test ...and failed.
...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
...she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
...she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
...she sold her car for gas money.
...when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
...she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
...when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.


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RE: Blond Joke

I knew I should not have started this, but gosh are they funny!
 
RE: Blond Joke

How can you tell if a blond is having a bad day? She can't find her pencil and she has a tampon behind her ear.

How can you tell if a blond has been using a computer? There's white out on the screen.
 
RE: Blond Joke

...it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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she must have a TiVo!!!

...she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
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not since desegregation

and that first joke is pretty old, but I heard it as "Oklahoma Fans"


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