Check Traction Control?

[Be2lose]

Hi, Trixie!
Clean and correct anything you find, sacrifice a red chicken to the OBDII gods, hope for the best, and go for a drive!

I know i'm a little late here, but did you sacrafice a red chicken- could have saved alot of time.

 

[Trixie]

Be2lose, whatever Frankie says to do is always the right thing.

 

[scotty96lsc]

If someone gets rushed into ER with a leg cut off in an accident, the attending doctor shouldn't say,
"I noticed you've got a bad rash on your ass. I'd like to run some dermatology tests on that before I close off the bleeding arteries in your leg..."

Meet me at the beach for that ass checking. I'll bring a big pitcher of Peach margarittas.:big-grin:

 

[scotty96lsc]

I know i'm a little late here, but did you sacrafice a red chicken- could have saved alot of time.

Oh, you sacrifice a red chicken. Doink. I thought it was always a red-tailed Lemur. Damn.

 

[Frankie X]

Glad everybody finds my analogies funny!

I've taught a lot of apprentices over the years and I've found that the most complex things can be made easy to remember if they're presented in a humorous manner.

By the way, the "red chicken" is for real; that's Haitian Santeria ("Voodoo") magic relating to possessions. If things you own break, get stolen, or go missing, or your financial situation goes bad, the spirits are punishing you for your sins.

The blood of a (specifically) red chicken will cleanse you.

So, Trixie... how bad have you been?

 

[Trixie]

So, Trixie... how bad have you been?

I couldn't have been too bad, it was just a coil!

 

[scotty96lsc]

I couldn't have been too bad, it was just a coil!

Let me ask my magic 8-ball Sharon.