GREAT JOKE

Sandy

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> >> >> A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl
> >> >> from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium
> >> >>he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the
> >> >>stadium - he's closer to the Goodyear blimp than the field.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an
> >> >> empty seat 10 rows off the field, right on the 50 yard line. He
> >> >> decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium
> >> >>and around the security guards to the empty seat. As he sits down,
> >> >>he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone
> >> >> sitting here?" The man says no.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game,
> >> >> Bob again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible!
> >> >>Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the SuperBowl
> >> >>and not use it?"
> >> >> >
> >> >> >The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I
> >> >> was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is
> >> >>the first Super Bowl we haven't been together at since we got
> >> >>married in 1967."
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still, couldn't
> >> >> you find someone to take the seat? A relative or close friend?"
> >> >> "No," the man replies, "they're all at her funeral."
 
RE: GREAT JOKE

Nice one Sandy. Liked It.

Geez Steve, is there anything you haven't heard already or seen posted?

Half of your posts are "been there, done that" or "use the search function". Talk about old. Yawn.:p

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RE: GREAT JOKE

I think Steve went to the beach this weekend. He seems to have a lot of sand in his netheregions which causes severe irritation. This irritation is then vented towards the world. But as you can guess it is not steves fault it is the sands fault.
 
RE: GREAT JOKE

Okay, I saw one in the comics the other day and it's the funniest thing I've read in a while...

Today's lesson: vocabulary

On the board you will see 4 words. Make a sentence out of them. The words are defense, detail, defeat, and deduct.

Would anyone like to try? Okay Johnny, let's see what you've got.

Johnny:
Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail.
 
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