King Triton
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Well,being sorta new here and reading all the great info,and the not so great info,(cutting the mufflers off and extending the pipes out the back didnt do squat!)Haha!Anyway,I figured what the heck,time to try and give a little something back.So here are a few old facts I just made up!
First,I like to mix drugs,thats right I make combos for just what ails me!
I mix prozac and exlax,,I cant get off the toilet,but I dont care!
I mix Viagra and exlax,for those mornings when I cant get motivated.It gets me up and going in no time!
And I mix Visine and exlax,so I can see where I am going!
Next,The little woman.
As a mechanic I have a hard time wanting to do any wrenching when I get home from work.After doing it for 8 hrs a day,I just dont feel like doing it at home.Well,the little woman has been bugging and bugging me to do some maintenance on her vehicle.So fine,I do it and what happens?She cusses me out.Thats right.Says I caused her to have an accident!Man,I just cant win!Some women are never happy!Oh,I forgot to tell you what I did.I put armour-all on her broom!So now she is fuming and tells me,you made me fall off and now I have to walk!So,it is up to you to get me something to drive!I want something NEW! It has to be the latest technology. And it better be water cooled!So I bought her a swiffer Wet Jet!
First,I like to mix drugs,thats right I make combos for just what ails me!
I mix prozac and exlax,,I cant get off the toilet,but I dont care!
I mix Viagra and exlax,for those mornings when I cant get motivated.It gets me up and going in no time!
And I mix Visine and exlax,so I can see where I am going!
Next,The little woman.
As a mechanic I have a hard time wanting to do any wrenching when I get home from work.After doing it for 8 hrs a day,I just dont feel like doing it at home.Well,the little woman has been bugging and bugging me to do some maintenance on her vehicle.So fine,I do it and what happens?She cusses me out.Thats right.Says I caused her to have an accident!Man,I just cant win!Some women are never happy!Oh,I forgot to tell you what I did.I put armour-all on her broom!So now she is fuming and tells me,you made me fall off and now I have to walk!So,it is up to you to get me something to drive!I want something NEW! It has to be the latest technology. And it better be water cooled!So I bought her a swiffer Wet Jet!
