I'm not drunk...
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I
empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else...
After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded
with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down
the sink
with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with
it,with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey
down the sink which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the
bottle down the glass, which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of
it, and threw the rest down the glass.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the
bottle.
Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the
pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand,
counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which
were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and
finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.
I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am.
I'm not half as thunk as you might drink.
I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here,
the longer I get.
I'm not drunk you shilly sit!
Happy New Years....
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I
empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else...
After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded
with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down
the sink
with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with
it,with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey
down the sink which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the
bottle down the glass, which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of
it, and threw the rest down the glass.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the
bottle.
Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the
pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand,
counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which
were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and
finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.
I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am.
I'm not half as thunk as you might drink.
I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here,
the longer I get.
I'm not drunk you shilly sit!
Happy New Years....