It's a very sad day.

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Well, as some of you may know, I've recently acquired a '98 Mark VIII. She has some minor mechanical issues involving a wheel bearing beginning to squeal, some dying power steering assist at full stops, a light creak, and the telescopic steering wheel hangs up. Upon purchasing it, only the telescopic steering wheel was the problem, but these others have popped up over the first 600 miles. Not a big deal, these things happen with age, but I like to address them as early as possible.

Well, I work full time at Autobarn Headquarters, so I have little time to do these things myself and have no access to a lift. The car's been fully documented for all service records at a Lincoln dealership near the original owner, so I thought I'd keep with the tradition of this car's heritage and bring it to one by me... Bad idea.

I brought my Mark to Port Lincoln/Mercury/Subaru for these issues, thinking that they would be taken care of quickly and relatively painlessly. I was wrong. Not only did they take an extremely long time, they failed to contact me several times and needed me to help point out some VERY obvious symptoms to their supposed A-tech while test driving it after 2 days in the shop... And they still weren't able to take care of these. But that's not the worst of it.

The worst of it is that they tried giving my car back to me in far worse condition than it was previously in. The bumpers, driver-side mirror, and every single piece of sheet metal on the car except the hood and driver-side fender have been damaged. They're all dented, scratched, and scuffed pretty badly. The passenger side has several streaks that run the length of the entire car, from the fender all the way to the tail lens, where the chrome trim is also bent. The trunk lid has scratches all over it, it looks like someone sat on it pretty good. The molding and doors are heavily scuffed, as are the bumpers, where it looked like someone backed the car and parked it against some sort of abrasive surface. My paint is the Pearl White Metallic Tri-Coat, a rather expensive option and very expensive paint to reapply. There's no way I'd let them get away with that.

Originally, the service manager tried pinning this on me, saying that it wasn't his shop's fault. After requesting the original vehicle condition report (which was blank, with absolutely no issues at all) and making it abundantly clear that this was impossible, he caved in rather quickly to say the least. The fact that they even attempted to give my car back to me and take no responsibility for it is rather disturbing. I'm extremely unsatisfied with their service.

I've received a full, thorough damage report that includes every area of the car with his signature on it. She currently sits in the shop still because I don't want them trying to pin any liability on me, saying that additional damage could've been done over the weekend.

The lesson here is to never take your car to Port Lincoln/Mercury/Subaru if you're in the Long Island, NY area. I don't think I've ever seen or heard of anything so terrible in the ways of automotive service... Actually, I take it back. My buddy's Camaro was burnt down in a body shop that was replacing the quarter and rocker panels and they had no insurance. But that's another discussion.

All this before being able to put 700 miles on the car and taking pictures... Looks like I'm not going to the Flowerfield show this weekend. :mad:
 
Dang! This gives a whole new meaning to the term stealerships. I feel bad for you, but at least it sounds like you got them to own up to it and hopefully take care of it. And think of it this way-- hopefully by the time you get her back, she'll have a brand-spankin-new coat of paint. :) (along with everything else fixed)
 
Nah, I don't think I'm going to let them so much as look at my car after the body work is taken care of. Their negligence for another person's property has already put me over the edge with them. As far as I'm concerned, I should have just paid my former employer to use his lift and done this all myself. I would've saved time and money. I just wanted the documentation and ease of not having to do it myself. Obviously it wasn't worth it.
 
Time to call the news......we have "Channel 3 Reports" which is a special news room that handles issues like this. It'd be great if you had before/after pictures too. I'd also contact your insurance and get them in on this.....it may benefit you more than hurt you to have an insurance company breathing up their butt. Needless to say, in the end, you're still not going to get a full recovery, they will pinch pennies one way or another, thats just the dealer way, so why not call in re-enforcements!
 
Good God almighty Lucas! This is unbelievable. What could they have possibly done to do all this damage? Did someone take it on a joyride? I've heard of damage at shops where a dent or two occur but to do that much damage? There's more to the story than they're letting on. Check the mileage at check in and see what it is now, I wouldn't be surprised if you find 100 or more miles put on the car. If I were you I'd get a lawyer involved, there's actually one guy who specializes in this kind of stuff. He attends the shows with his Nomad. I'll get his name if you want.

Funny it should be Port because I knew the sales manager there. I bought my first two Mark VIIIs from him when he was at another dealership that closed down. He's not at Port anymore, I've lost track of him.
 
As Driller said, your insurance co has deep pockets for lawyers. I had a brand new Monte Carlo SS at the dealership for over a week due to ignition problems and told them I did not want to pick it up until they drove it a couple of days with no troubles. They did, and when we went to pick it up they brought the car around and low and behold a big crease right down the passenger's side. Good thing my wife spotted it before we left the dealer. It took them some time to finally fess up, but I did tell them that I was on the phone to my insurance company so that they could get a team out there to settle the problem with the crease. OH-- they never did fix the original problem either, local garage did. Turned out to be a bad knock sensor. POS brand new car too.
 
I've thought about the insurance, I only have liability coverage, but I'll be calling Geico today regardless. Leo, if you wouldn't mind PMing me that guy's name and contact info, please do. Thank for all the advice, guys.
 
That really sucks. Good luck with it and good for you for not letting them get away with it.
 
So, any news Lucas? When am I going to get to see this new beauty... post some pics when you can.
 
Well, the dealership informed me yesterday that it SHOULD be done around Monday-Tuesday, but who knows with these people?

As soon as the keys are back in my little fist I'll be sure to take some good pics.
 
Got the car back today!

I'll be working on pics as soon as possible. Should have them up in a couple of days.

SOOOO good to be back.
 
Wow glad to hear you have the mark back. After all you've been through I hope she got one hell of a sweet paint job.
 
I just keep the better business bureau on speed dial :) also I keep a .357 and the dump is near by if it gets that deep.
 
I just keep the better business bureau on speed dial :) also I keep a .357 and the dump is near by if it gets that deep.

Yeah, a few friends and I actually run an insurance company. Maybe you've heard of us... the Mafia? You hit me, we'll hit you. ;) lol
 
Haha, thanks, guys. She looks great, all that needs to be done is a little interior cleaning and she'll be ready for some pictures... All I need to do now is con a friend into letting me borrow their camera. :-D

Leo, you can count on it!
 
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