RE: Ok 2nd try: This will tie your stomach in knots.
I was scrolling thru those, thinking OK, this guy's just being a smart ass bragging on his car in an oblique way. Then I got to the nitty gritty. That's one of the worst feelings feelings you can have. In 1990, I bought a new "Middle Age Crazy" car, even had that painted on the bumper. It was a Toyota Supra Turbo in the GTS trim level. It had every option available, then I sunk another $2.5K in glass etching(eagles & some military stuff). Had it three months, parked at a meter in downtown San Antonio directly across the street from the county courthouse. I was inside 15-20min, when I came out it was gone. I had an Excaliber alarm with a case hardened hood chain, glass sensors, battery back-up ect... everything you would want in an alarm.
HA. The car was never seen again. They found one of the quarter windows that I had a 12in. eagle eteched into at a flea market about six months later. I know how that guy feels. Like someone had just sucker punched you in the gut.