police joke

DavidCC

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A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on a motorway for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.
"There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him. Finally he realizes "What in hell am I doing?" and pulls over. The cop came up to him, took his licence without a word and examined it and the car.

"I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!"

"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"

"Have a nice night", said the officer.


94 Mark VIII, Black / Black
dynoed at 247.5hp / 259.7ft-lb!
 
RE: police joke

We should really publish a list of police jokes in one thread so we can memorize them. Jokes like that might come in handy some day.

'98 Pristine Pearlescent LSC
'93 MonsterMark
'93 Parts Car
Bryan
 
RE: police joke

woah, meta-joke

"Guy gets pulled over and the officer says "if you can tell me a joke about being pulled over that I haven't heard before, then I will let you off with no ticket"
"OK, a guy buys a new mercedes and..."
...
"And I thought you were trying to give her back."
"OK sir have a nice night"
"OK sir have a nice night"

(is this funny to anyone else or have I just had too much caffeine today?)



David

94 Mark VIII, Black / Black
dynoed at 247.5hp / 259.7ft-lb!
 
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