"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're
new. They'll stretch
out after you wear them for awhile."
"Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your
birth certificate a
worthless document."
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second?
In case you didn't know,
that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from
my gun."
"So you don't know how fast you were going. I
guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift
supervisor, but I don't think it
will help. Oh..did I mention that I am the shift
supervisor?"
"Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning
you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."
"The answer to this last question will determine
whether you are drunk
or not....Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a
place where you go to
ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey
####."
"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my
wife gets a toaster
oven."
"Just how big were those two beers, fellah?"
"No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to
have quotas but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good
personal friend of
yours. ! At least you know someone who can post your
bail."
(and the best one)....
"You didn't think we give tickets to pretty
women? You're right, we
don't. Sign here
Rex
98 White Pearlescent LSC / 2004 Mysti Cobra Vert 1 of 495,
445.9 RWHP 417.9 RWTQ SAE Corrected
http://www.mark8.org/users/pvteye/98LSC032a.jpg
new. They'll stretch
out after you wear them for awhile."
"Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your
birth certificate a
worthless document."
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second?
In case you didn't know,
that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from
my gun."
"So you don't know how fast you were going. I
guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift
supervisor, but I don't think it
will help. Oh..did I mention that I am the shift
supervisor?"
"Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning
you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."
"The answer to this last question will determine
whether you are drunk
or not....Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a
place where you go to
ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey
####."
"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my
wife gets a toaster
oven."
"Just how big were those two beers, fellah?"
"No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to
have quotas but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good
personal friend of
yours. ! At least you know someone who can post your
bail."
(and the best one)....
"You didn't think we give tickets to pretty
women? You're right, we
don't. Sign here
Rex
98 White Pearlescent LSC / 2004 Mysti Cobra Vert 1 of 495,
445.9 RWHP 417.9 RWTQ SAE Corrected
http://www.mark8.org/users/pvteye/98LSC032a.jpg
