Manifesto pg 1.
Manifesto pg 1.
Ive seen LOTS of ugly cars in my day, I am bombarded with Azteks and passports and echos all the time, not to mention run of the mill every-day cars from the land of the rising sun. I've seen VW beetles converted to something like this, I've even seen a Beetle that was transformed into a tow-truck (It's driving around in San Antonio). I dont see this car as especially ugly, I see it as a growing trend of ugly that is encompassing us as a society. Just going through the archives on this site is enough to make my stomach queasy. So, I propose a new bill that would make people who drive ugly cars drive them between the hours of 0100 (1 in the morning for you civilian pukes!!!) (your not really pukes, but as Marines we have an image to uphold, truth is we LOVE civilians) and 0500. During this time they would not be allowed to drive with headlights on, thereby increasing their chance of collision, which, in-turn would not only clean up the ugly cars on the road, but would inevitably, also serve to cleanse the gene pool. As a benefit, drunk drivers would only serve as a catalyst to this species-cleansing.
Think about all the benefits!!! I'm not asking for fame and notoriety, but I dont think that mentioning this bill at the DNC this week would take it very far. So, I guess we could vote here, and when one of us, or all of us become Congresspeople, or senators or god forbid president, well then sonny boy, the winds of change are a-coming!!!!!!
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