The Old Ball Game

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Bill and Hillary were at the Yankee's home opener, sitting in the first
> row,
> > with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret
> > Service guys leaned forward and said something to Bill Clinton. He
looked
> > back and stared at the agent, looked at Hillary, looked back at the
agent,
> > and shrugged his shoulders. Then Bill picked up Hillary by the coat
> collar
> > and the seat of her pants, and dropped her right over the wall into the
> > field.
> >
> > She's kicking and swearing and screaming, and the crowd goes wild.
> They're
> > cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.
> >
> > Bill is bowing and smiling, when the agent leans forward and says: "Sir,
I
> > said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!
 
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