That One Guy
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Where are all the decent Mark VIII's at?
I see maybe, one a month, and it's generally in such poor repair, it's not even funny. I saw this pearl 1st Gen in Park City a little while back. Thing was slammed to the ground, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't because the owner wanted it that way. Cute blonde driver behind the wheel though. Apparently, clueless about Mark VIII Air Ride suspensions.
The other day, I saw a green 1st Gen that had the whole pass side fender caved in. It hurt just to look at it. Again, shot front Air Bags, (it had the high rear end syndrome), and in general beat to hell.
I haven't seen a Mark VIII in relatively nice condition (aside from mine, of course), in ages.
The last one I saw in nice shape, the driver was stand offish. Wouldn't even wave back, the bastage! (Can I say "bastage" here?). He just stared at me, pointed his nose skyward and kept driving.
Must be a West Coast thing, I guess? All the nice Marks must be on the East Coast roads. The nice ones on the west coast stay in garages. hah
/rant
I see maybe, one a month, and it's generally in such poor repair, it's not even funny. I saw this pearl 1st Gen in Park City a little while back. Thing was slammed to the ground, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't because the owner wanted it that way. Cute blonde driver behind the wheel though. Apparently, clueless about Mark VIII Air Ride suspensions.
The other day, I saw a green 1st Gen that had the whole pass side fender caved in. It hurt just to look at it. Again, shot front Air Bags, (it had the high rear end syndrome), and in general beat to hell.
I haven't seen a Mark VIII in relatively nice condition (aside from mine, of course), in ages.
The last one I saw in nice shape, the driver was stand offish. Wouldn't even wave back, the bastage! (Can I say "bastage" here?). He just stared at me, pointed his nose skyward and kept driving.
Must be a West Coast thing, I guess? All the nice Marks must be on the East Coast roads. The nice ones on the west coast stay in garages. hah
/rant