RE: Pinkin is 4-Sale ...... Should I ?
Ha Ha Ha .... not to top you, but I KNOW that you'll enjoy this one!
The place (commercial storage) where one of the MaClarens lives in a 24 hour a day Pinkerton's Guard protected and is UNDER ground with unmarked entry in a solid brick building. Inside, everything is concrete & cider block. There is no wood to catch fire. The place is both heated & air conditioned! It is kept at 68 degrees year round and has no windows. Inside each "garage" is kept seperate on all 3 sides, the door is aluminum and you supply your own lock(s). Abundant lighting during all "open" hours, and piped in music that changes type of music every 20 minutes, from Acid Rock to Disco to broadway to soft rock to smooth jazz to progressive jazz to soul to R & B to oldies to latin salsa and on & on. You are not allowed to eat, drink or smoke inside your stall, nor wash your car, but you are allowed to wax your car, and/or wet wipe it off with a wet towel. You get in & out with PIN (personal Id Number) entered into a bank-like ATM machine. While you are there, you are on constant TV monitor and there are people watching everyone. That's their job. They have 10 monitors. In the "Family Lobby" they have sofas, coffee tables, carpeting, and vending machines. You can actually have lunch there from vending machines...soup, coffee, soda, sandwich & ice cream. Huge tropical fish tank, too.
I've met alot of "Car People" there taking care of their toyzz! You should SEE some of the stuff in there! Totally awesome! A 32 Little Deuce Coupe with a Mustang Cobra V8, a 76 Eldorado Convt ordered in Spec Order paint, a 1 of 1 with 1,800 miles on it, a 52 Jaguar roadster and a pair of 1971 4.4.2. W-30 "Machines" ~ both rag tops.
Anyhow, there's this guy in there with a Fly Yellow Ferrari ... like about a 2000. NOBODY in his family knows about it. Sunday AM he tells the wife he's going for bagels and..... and to "hang out with the guys..... He hurries down to the place, parks the Seville in the garage after removing the Ferrari and takes "Simply Yellow" for a spin, picks up the bagels, returns to the place, swaps cars and goes home! Told me Simply Yello is in his will and willed to his kids. THAT'S when they'll all learn of Simply Yello ! Funny Guy.
No, I could not be like that. I can't hide crap !
If I ever cheated on my wife (never would) But if..... I'd probably confess & tell her THAT night!