One of the members of my local NECO (New Edge Cougar Owners) chapter posted this.
my lil sister is having a welcome home party for one of her friends this weekend so she was gonna clean out the garage so they could have a 'dance floor'. well, my fathers lincoln mark viii was parked in the garage and she needed it out of the way, well in front of the lincoln was my mothers chevy blazer, so she had to move the blazer out of the way before she could get the lincoln out. (interesting tidbit - my lil sister is only 14 and has never sat in the drivers seat of a vehicle before) she goes to put it in reverse and goes for the brake at the same time, well, she got it ass backwards and put it in drive and put the gas to the FLOOR!!!! my mom, who was inside and had no idea she was moving the vehicles, said it sounded like an "atomic bomb" going off outside. so my moms blazer needs a new front bumper and dads lincoln needs pretty much a whole new front clip (except passenger side fender). oh, and i also forgot to mention that there was a barbeque grill about 2 feet in front of the lincoln and my ping pong table was folded up behind it as well, both are demolished, as is my work bench and the wall to the garage is bowed out about a foot. i would definately have to say this is the funniest crap i've seen in a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time. and since i know you guys just love to see all the stupid and crazy crap we do down here in 'swamp'east missouri i'll post a link with pics.
http://webpages.charter.net/rrister/
my lil sister is having a welcome home party for one of her friends this weekend so she was gonna clean out the garage so they could have a 'dance floor'. well, my fathers lincoln mark viii was parked in the garage and she needed it out of the way, well in front of the lincoln was my mothers chevy blazer, so she had to move the blazer out of the way before she could get the lincoln out. (interesting tidbit - my lil sister is only 14 and has never sat in the drivers seat of a vehicle before) she goes to put it in reverse and goes for the brake at the same time, well, she got it ass backwards and put it in drive and put the gas to the FLOOR!!!! my mom, who was inside and had no idea she was moving the vehicles, said it sounded like an "atomic bomb" going off outside. so my moms blazer needs a new front bumper and dads lincoln needs pretty much a whole new front clip (except passenger side fender). oh, and i also forgot to mention that there was a barbeque grill about 2 feet in front of the lincoln and my ping pong table was folded up behind it as well, both are demolished, as is my work bench and the wall to the garage is bowed out about a foot. i would definately have to say this is the funniest crap i've seen in a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time. and since i know you guys just love to see all the stupid and crazy crap we do down here in 'swamp'east missouri i'll post a link with pics.
http://webpages.charter.net/rrister/