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Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with
and
the other you carry your groceries in !!
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
.A: Get out of my sun!!
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
~Foreplay.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a deli.very service.
`What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
~Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!
He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could
he have sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least
12 or 13 years old.
`What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
~A Michael Jackson slumber party.
`Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
~Emily Dick in son.
`What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little
boy's underpants?
~Michael Jackson's makeup.
`What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
~Got two fives for a ten?
`What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter?
~Bring-em Young.
`Why does Michael Jackson hide for a couple hours after one of his
little friends leave?
~It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his .dick.
`How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?
~It was just a slip of the tongue.
`Why does Michael like children so much?
~He knows how they feel.
`Did you hear Michael Jackson was running a "blue-light" special
at a local K-Mart?
~Little boys' pants were half off!
`What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
~It's the little boy inside him.
`How does Michael like to party?
~He sips a couple of Tall Boys.
`How do we know Michael is guilty?
~Several children have fingered him.
`What's sex like for. Michael?
~Like candy from a baby.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with
and
the other you carry your groceries in !!
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
.A: Get out of my sun!!
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
~Foreplay.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a deli.very service.
`What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
~Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!
He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could
he have sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least
12 or 13 years old.
`What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
~A Michael Jackson slumber party.
`Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
~Emily Dick in son.
`What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little
boy's underpants?
~Michael Jackson's makeup.
`What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
~Got two fives for a ten?
`What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter?
~Bring-em Young.
`Why does Michael Jackson hide for a couple hours after one of his
little friends leave?
~It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his .dick.
`How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?
~It was just a slip of the tongue.
`Why does Michael like children so much?
~He knows how they feel.
`Did you hear Michael Jackson was running a "blue-light" special
at a local K-Mart?
~Little boys' pants were half off!
`What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
~It's the little boy inside him.
`How does Michael like to party?
~He sips a couple of Tall Boys.
`How do we know Michael is guilty?
~Several children have fingered him.
`What's sex like for. Michael?
~Like candy from a baby.