I have never drank/smoked/did drugs in my life, it was never appealing to me. However the other night I went and hung out with some kids who were drinking, which I don't normally do. The only other time was some high school kids, I knew they drank and did drugs because they hated themselves. In fact the reason I would go is because every single time there was a gathering of 7+ people, at least one of them, usually a guy, would end up crying. So the fun of laughing at that person for months was the reason for attending. (Also I would usually have a friend there who also didn't drink.)
So I got invited to go with a friend of mine to this small party, the boy she liked was there and I had been around him sober he seemed like an ok guy. Neither her nor I drink, and he knows this. Well it turns out, he was lame as hell. All he, and everyone else there would talk about, is the other times they would drink. Not even funny things that happened while drinking, just how drunk they got one night. Thats all the funny stories they had, and they weren't funny, or interesting. So it turns out these kids (they are 20, I am 18) all drink, because they are unfunny and uninteresting. They really had NO good stories, and the more they drank, the less they understood my jokes, which ended up just annoying me. In fact I am sure that they get drunk enough so that they don't really remember the night before, but vaguely remember laughing at some point, so they think that constitutes a good time, and thats the only reason they continue drinking. SOOO after about an hour of this crap my friend and I left and went and hung out with sober, funny, and interesting people.
I am going to hate average college kids just as much as I hated average high school kids. If you have kids of this age, teach them to have a personality, as it turns out THAT is what keeps kids from drinking and drugging.
EDIT: By the way the title is a joke.
So I got invited to go with a friend of mine to this small party, the boy she liked was there and I had been around him sober he seemed like an ok guy. Neither her nor I drink, and he knows this. Well it turns out, he was lame as hell. All he, and everyone else there would talk about, is the other times they would drink. Not even funny things that happened while drinking, just how drunk they got one night. Thats all the funny stories they had, and they weren't funny, or interesting. So it turns out these kids (they are 20, I am 18) all drink, because they are unfunny and uninteresting. They really had NO good stories, and the more they drank, the less they understood my jokes, which ended up just annoying me. In fact I am sure that they get drunk enough so that they don't really remember the night before, but vaguely remember laughing at some point, so they think that constitutes a good time, and thats the only reason they continue drinking. SOOO after about an hour of this crap my friend and I left and went and hung out with sober, funny, and interesting people.
I am going to hate average college kids just as much as I hated average high school kids. If you have kids of this age, teach them to have a personality, as it turns out THAT is what keeps kids from drinking and drugging.
EDIT: By the way the title is a joke.
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