Police officer: So what happened here sir?
Mike: Well...I stopped...she hit me.
officer: why did you stop?
Mike: not sure. about 20 cars infront of me were also stopped.
Officer: Maamm...what happened here?
dumby: Well...I was just driving along and then all the cars infront of me just stopped. I am not sure what happened.
Officer: is there something that caused you to not see that he was stopped?
dumbass: weeeelllll.......i was kind of reading a piece of paper while I was driving to the doctor and I guess I was not paying attention.
officer: Maam...how fast were you going?
stupid Imbecil: I'm not sure.
Officer: well……you kind of caused some major damage here. You caved in your front end and put 2 holes in the back of his car. I think your bumber beams went through your bumper and his.
complete idiot: Yeah...I guess I was going fast. I probably did not hit the brakes.