Why should I chip the Evil One

RE: Why should I chip the Evil One

OOOOH Stanley, What you do to me! Maybe, if you and Craig pool your resources together, you might be able to convince the Mighty Evil g1 showcar - (a real trailer Queen - complete with dingleballs), and the verbose BlackIceBrickicecubewishitwasa98LSCbecauseg1sblow94and95edition280hamsterpower, that they really can keep up with a G2. Like the little engine that could... But, let this be fair warning, G2's take no prisoners, and will shakeit like a polaroid picture to any g1 that has the courage.

Furthermore, PokeBrad, I am sure there are plenty of G2's in/around Joliet that can explain to you why your g1 is slow. The key here is, DO NOT go and buy another g1. You will find that it is slow too.
 
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Its officially confirmed... MSCHULTZ doesnt own a Mark VIII. Its his parent's car.

Dude... go get a life. Until you just "mention" your times, you are owned.

Why is it that you still havent told us what your car runs? that is all we are asking.

WHAT ARE THE E.T., 60FT, 1/8mi, mph IN THE 1/8, AND trap speed.???

Until you can answer that, every single LOD member knows you are full of dung Mschultz.

Post some numbers kiddo. If you dont, you are simply proving my point. You are ALL TALK.(typical punk)

Its real simple. Either post some numbers, or admit you havent raced your car at the track. We are all waiting. Without these numbers, you will once again admit, your are full of it, and probably dont own a Mark VIII anyway. Either that, or fess up, and tell us that you havent raced it.

If your next post is yet another one of your childish yammerings, you will confirm all of our suspicions that you are a fake.

So go ahead, and use your "glossary of intellectual terminology" again to display your fictitious experiences, or POST SOME NUMBERS. its up to you. Play your word games and prove once again you dont have what it takes to back up your "smack", or show us the proof. You decide.

I am going to assume you will respond to this with yet another post full of B.S..... because that is what you are full of.

(this is fun!)I guess now I "own" 3 Mark VIII's... and one of them is Mschultz's "imaginary Gen 2". OWNED!!!

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Craig, You newbies are all the same, with your lookie, see what I can do type of attitude. Tell you what sport, I will allow you to view the pictures of my Mark, only if you agree to not drool all over yourself, and embarrass your g1 friends that wannabe G2 owners.

Now I tried to find my link that I posted over at markviii a year ago, or so, but it appears that my buddy Calvin has about a years worth of postings missing from the archives. Anyway, here is another link:

http://home2.nikonnet.com/servlet/c...SSWORD=nikoneditor_-307981930&WHO=memberguest

Sorry to the Vets of the board for reposting my pics, but I need to bring the newbies up to speed. Wait a minute, they are in g1's, they don't know what speed is!
 
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Hey Mr.Schultz I just got off the phone with the Kennesaw Police Department, Officer Scott Luther of the C.O.P.S. unit told me that if you don't return you mother's Mark VIII you will not be able to carry the Special Olympic Torch this year, he also he said you did a wonderful job last year with the exception of drooling on the torch causing them to have to relite the torch several time along the one block run... but he promised he would give you a special bib to prevent this from happening again! Please for the sake of LOD return the car, you have taken enough photos, although I must say the the Hawaiian girl your dad picked up at the Piggly Wiggly over there next to the Juke Joint is a nice touch! Oh one more thing I found your High School graduation photo if you try to slam me one more time I will be forced to post it........ Helmet and all!! BTW are you still using viagra while you read those magazines! you know that will make you blind.







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Just as I thought. no times yet. Not even a guess.

And wtf did you do to those wheels/tires? is that a Continental set up? I can assure you, you added weight, only slowing that "ladies" car down. I dont know of any grown man that would sport a hula-doll in the back window, so that HAS to either be your grandma's car, or your moms. It is a nice "looking" Gen 2, but i dont think the owner of that car would put it up against a Gen 1.... you might, but the owner of that car wouldnt.

And before you go around calling people "newbie's", check around..

and out of your whole 62 posts, at least 8 of those were here. what contribution have you made to this site? have you posted informative write-ups about modifications, organized gatherings/meetings, assisted others when they are having trouble finding parts for their cars? newbie, my ass.... the "member since" date has nothing to do with "time served".

Now go back to class, before the teacher finds out you snuck into the library to use their 'puter!
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Damn, and to think, all this time i wasn't checking this thread because "why should i chip my car" is a stupid-ass question. I guess this is a clear illustration as to why we need a gloves-off smack talk forum!

Yo, dawg, my car runs 14.7's at 100 mph! Bone stock (unless you count the exhaust, tune, no cats, and cobra intake).

I can vouch for Sharon's car though, she handed me my arse at Great Lakes Dragway, running low 15's/high 14's in hot-as-hell humid weather, on an extremely crappy track. I was about half a second back though.

All you first gens (except joe and eli) can bring it come spring time! I'll be in the 13's (at least i damn well better be)!
 
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Hey Mr.Schultz I just got off the phone with the Kennesaw Police Department, Officer Scott Luther of the C.O.P.S. unit told me that if you don't return you mother's Mark VIII you will not be able to carry the Special Olympic Torch this year, he also he said you did a wonderful job last year with the exception of drooling on the torch causing them to have to relite the torch several time along the one block run... but he promised he would give you a special bib to prevent this from happening again! Please for the sake of LOD return the car, you have taken enough photos, although I must say the the Hawaiian girl your dad picked up at the Piggly Wiggly over there next to the Juke Joint is a nice touch! Oh one more thing I found your High School graduation photo if you try to slam me one more time I will be forced to post it........ Helmet and all!! BTW are you still using viagra while you read those magazines! you know that will make you blind.







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LMAO!

Gen1s rule!!
 
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Sleeper, I remember you doing low 15's at Union Grove last summer. In the "squelching hot weather" I believe was the only one to reach 14's that day. Pretty bad... But yes Sleeper, this year your ride is going to be nice and I can't wait to see those times. We need to hit up the track couple times this year, with everyone together !. I was not bragging, since you mentioned first gens., I thought I would put in my 2 sense. Come on Dave, I thought we were on the same pace here buddy ! LOL JK.


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Stanley and Craig, Once again, we meet in this wonderful forum to convince each other that the G2 will power it's way to victory over the g1 (Another Jedi mind trick - read it again boys if you don't get it.)

As for the Dancing Hula Girl (RIP), she provided the many g1's that got owned, something to look at other than that sweet G2 rear pulling hard away from them like they were in park. She had a cute wiggle that waved bye bye, and told the g1 owner that they were #1 (first loser - if you know what I mean). Tragically, she melted while I was on holiday in Orlando last year, while I was laying the smackdown on a FLA g1 (sheesh - these g1's will never learn... Guess they all are a little thick).

Now, for the wheel/tire combo, that is exactly what I want you bone heads to think. I was going to change them out when I purchased the Mark, but thought - one day, I will hook up in a thread with two wannabe G2 owners, and they will comment how it will slow me down - mission accomplished.

And Craig, don't get your panties in a bunch about the newbie comment. Just remember that you should know your opponent before you run your mouth.

Regarding the remarks about my age/status, all I can say is I appreciate the youthful comments, but, my oldest is going to be 22 next month, I have 25 years in a top 10 corporation, and enough bling to make sure that my G2 will squish any g1 in my way. Luke - I am your Father, and you just got owned!
 
RE: Why should I chip the Evil One

Stanley and Craig, Once again, we meet in this wonderful forum to convince each other that the G2 will power it's way to victory over the g1 (Another Jedi mind trick - read it again boys if you don't get it.)

As for the Dancing Hula Girl (RIP), she provided the many g1's that got owned, something to look at other than that sweet G2 rear pulling hard away from them like they were in park. She had a cute wiggle that waved bye bye, and told the g1 owner that they were #1 (first loser - if you know what I mean). Tragically, she melted while I was on holiday in Orlando last year, while I was laying the smackdown on a FLA g1 (sheesh - these g1's will never learn... Guess they all are a little thick).

Now, for the wheel/tire combo, that is exactly what I want you bone heads to think. I was going to change them out when I purchased the Mark, but thought - one day, I will hook up in a thread with two wannabe G2 owners, and they will comment how it will slow me down - mission accomplished.

And Craig, don't get your panties in a bunch about the newbie comment. Just remember that you should know your opponent before you run your mouth.

Regarding the remarks about my age/status, all I can say is I appreciate the youthful comments, but, my oldest is going to be 22 next month, I have 25 years in a top 10 corporation, and enough bling to make sure that my G2 will squish any g1 in my way. Luke - I am your Father, and you just got owned!
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LOOOL!!
Represin'n!!

I think mike went too hard on them at first, so a wiplash effect took place :)

Anyhow guys.. keep it civil :)
 
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Time out - Stan and Ollie


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I have to speak with Trix for a minute...

Yes, Sharon, It was a day that truly broke my heart. She did not have a chance. We tried to rebuild her, but it was hopeless. She was a clump of goo. Since that day, I received a gag replacement, but have not taken it for a ride in the Mark.

It is a balding, middle aged, over weight, Dancing Hula Old Fart Man, that needs to pull his grass skirt up because he has too much bootie crack showing. The humor of some people is really twisted, and tasteless.

One day, I will get over my loss, and move on. Thanks again, for your concern. I know that you and the Dancing Hula Girl were close, and I know her spirit will bring both of us many fond memories.

OK... resume now boys...
 
 
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Oh dear God! I wish I had my Depends on. Too late now. PokeBrad, You are slick as snot on a door handle. You own me just this one time.
 
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Oh man I drove down busy streets like that. But all in good fun, We did it to go to this ricer kids house and show off. But now I have my cold air intake on.
 
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Now that I changed my britches, one can only imagine what your cold air intake looks like. I am sure it is a work of art, and good ole American ingenuity at it's finest. Too bad (and I am glad for the sake of man kind) it is still a g1.
 
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