How do i fix a cursed car

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Jamesvinar

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Basically what the title said. Not meaning parts always break i think the cars posessed or has some bad luck. Weird messages on the m-center and when i come out to the car in the morning or just times during the day therell be a dead animal next to my wheel
 
tixer

tixer

Lincoln Evangelist
ONLYTONY said:
Set It Free, Let it fly, off a cliff. You have had more problems than most
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Which is an impressive statement, coming from the guy with 5 Marks.. :D

For what it is worth, James, this car has clearly taught you a lot. Digging in and getting your hands dirty is the best way to get to know a lot of things in life. I know a heck of a lot more about the '86 Town Car I had when I was your age, than I know about the Mark I have now. Someday you'll catch yourself saying "that old Lincoln I had was so much easier to work on..." :D
 
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ONLYTONY

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tixer said:
Which is an impressive statement, coming from the guy with 5 Marks.. :D

For what it is worth, James, this car has clearly taught you a lot. Digging in and getting your hands dirty is the best way to get to know a lot of things in life. I know a heck of a lot more about the '86 Town Car I had when I was your age, than I know about the Mark I have now. Someday you'll catch yourself saying "that old Lincoln I had was so much easier to work on..." :D
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I have to change that, I'm down to 3.
 
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Jamesvinar

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Well if the car isnt killing me maybe ill be okay. Dont have the money to pay the priest.

Then again it may be indirectly related to some other bad things
 
Lvnmarks

Lvnmarks

quandoomniflunkusmoritati
You're not paying your penance to the gods of speed.

Don't want to piss off ol' Mercury (which BTW, was one of the coolest car emblems ever made)
 
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BlackIceLSC

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Become one with it....dont see it as "the beast"...or 666...or the devil.
See it in a new light....it has become part of you....and maybe YOU'RE just too good for the car.

Go be a bad boy in it...stir up some shi%& in it and "bond".
Let it cut you and make you bleed. THEN...and ONLY then will it be your friend.

I know this because I too had one of those cars....it was a man-hater...it cut me, I would wash it, detail it, fix everything that broke....it was a head-turner, and people would gawk at it in awe...she was loud and mean...fastest thing around....
One day I got her out of a mess she was in, and bonded with her....an uninsured motorist crashed in to her....we chased the other driver down and ran them off the road and had the cops haul her to jail....from that day on, she and I were a team....

Then I got rid of her without her even seeing that coming. I turned the tables on her....I had the last say....

Now the new owner is going through hell, like I did....and I know she'll live forever, making other men's lives miserable. Just not mine.


here she is:





 
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Jamesvinar

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Trust me I've gotten into alot of trouble with this car just don't know if it's a good idea to share it right now.

New discover was that my sway bar has a number on it. That number is 666.
 
driller

driller

El Presidente
Get even... start modding the hell out of it. Then take it to the track and thrash it around. Hot lap the bejeezus out of it until it finally relents. If it doesn't do what it's supposed to, take it out and beat on it again. Don't be abusive but show it who is the Alpha. It's akin to bronco-busting... persistence and perseverence will tame it and channel it's power.
 
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BlackIceLSC

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Wow, JP.
well said.

I got nothin

do it....DO IT

and take pictures to share the car's shame....public humiliation or "putting the misbehaving pack member down in front of the rest of the pack" tends to squash the victims power. The victim being your car, of course.

Think "Car whisperer"
 
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KStromberg

KStromberg

Vortech kicked in yo
I had this issue in the past. The curse was actually the people I let touch my car. Now I have a real surgeon and the car is fine. Find a redhead. (My surgeon is a redhead....lol)

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tixer

tixer

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I think you're off to a good start there, Mag.

Not a redhead, but I'm holding out for Jessi Combs. She can drive, and is mighty good with a welder, two very important skills, in any relationship.
 
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Jamesvinar

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I think the cars on to my plan. Right behind the passenger door it began to rust and chip paint, no signs of any problems or rust in that area before.

Last time i let a girl help with my car i ended up with a good amount of tranny fluid in my mouth

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After rereading that second line i should correct it to automatic transmission fluid...
 
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