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MonsterMark
Guest
Went to the local office supply store to pick up some printer cartridges. On the way home I became surrounded by rice. 5 of 'em with more in the rear view mirror coming. They just pulled out of a custard stand and were going somewhere fast.
3 lane highway. Red light. I'm in the left lane with one fart can behind me and 4 more occupying the middle and right lanes. With all the buzzing going on, I could barely think. Light turns green and the guys 4 cars next to me light 'em up. I was content to go at my own pace until the guy behind me honked. The 4 instant rice were two cars lengths ahead and pulling when I got into the gas. At 50 I had caught them, at 70 it was getting real embarrassing. I was 3 cars ahead of all 5 by then and pulling hard when I shut it down. No one had a chance. Of course, they all did the buzz-by. Wouldn't expect anything less.
It was pure joy to take out 5 rice on one pass. What was really amazing was how incredibly loud they were. My ears are still ringing.
Lincoln 5 , Rice 0
'98 Pristine Pearlescent LSC
'93 V-10 Twin Turbo Money Pit (The MonsterMark)
'93 Collecting Dust
Bryan
3 lane highway. Red light. I'm in the left lane with one fart can behind me and 4 more occupying the middle and right lanes. With all the buzzing going on, I could barely think. Light turns green and the guys 4 cars next to me light 'em up. I was content to go at my own pace until the guy behind me honked. The 4 instant rice were two cars lengths ahead and pulling when I got into the gas. At 50 I had caught them, at 70 it was getting real embarrassing. I was 3 cars ahead of all 5 by then and pulling hard when I shut it down. No one had a chance. Of course, they all did the buzz-by. Wouldn't expect anything less.
It was pure joy to take out 5 rice on one pass. What was really amazing was how incredibly loud they were. My ears are still ringing.
Lincoln 5 , Rice 0
'98 Pristine Pearlescent LSC
'93 V-10 Twin Turbo Money Pit (The MonsterMark)
'93 Collecting Dust
Bryan