5 kills for the price of 1!!!

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MonsterMark

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Went to the local office supply store to pick up some printer cartridges. On the way home I became surrounded by rice. 5 of 'em with more in the rear view mirror coming. They just pulled out of a custard stand and were going somewhere fast.

3 lane highway. Red light. I'm in the left lane with one fart can behind me and 4 more occupying the middle and right lanes. With all the buzzing going on, I could barely think. Light turns green and the guys 4 cars next to me light 'em up. I was content to go at my own pace until the guy behind me honked. The 4 instant rice were two cars lengths ahead and pulling when I got into the gas. At 50 I had caught them, at 70 it was getting real embarrassing. I was 3 cars ahead of all 5 by then and pulling hard when I shut it down. No one had a chance. Of course, they all did the buzz-by. Wouldn't expect anything less.

It was pure joy to take out 5 rice on one pass. What was really amazing was how incredibly loud they were. My ears are still ringing.

Lincoln 5 , Rice 0

'98 Pristine Pearlescent LSC
'93 V-10 Twin Turbo Money Pit (The MonsterMark)
'93 Collecting Dust
Bryan
 
RE: 5 kills for the price of 1!!!

wow thats great :)! Sounds like they got a taste of some real power hehe.
 
RE: 5 kills for the price of 1!!!

u know whats even more fun is disrupting one of their races. i was sitting behind 2 hondas at a light. they were both revving like crazy and when the light changed they were off. i decided to butt into their business and proceeded to catch and pass the 2 of them. tons of fun.
 
RE: 5 kills for the price of 1!!!

Your right Paul. The two guys in front in the middle and right lanes were real busy shifting and checking each other out when I cruised by on the left. The guy in the middle almost broke his neck twisting it around. I bet he thought one of his buddies must have bought some NAUSS and was passing him. HeHe.

'98 Pristine Pearlescent LSC
'93 V-10 Twin Turbo Money Pit (The MonsterMark)
'93 Collecting Dust
Bryan
 
RE: 5 kills for the price of 1!!!

Hey Monstermark... Is this MonsterMark for real..... If so. Show some darn pics m8. ;) v-10 TT yea right.


Jon Ike
95 MKVIII
STRA DOG
 
RE: 5 kills for the price of 1!!!

Hey Dog, like they say, patience is a virtue. I will be able to post some motor pics soon though if that will make you happy. Front end is completely stripped so it doesn't make for the prettiest of pictures. Car won't see paint until spring so settle in, it's a long winter.

Update on one of my previous postings, I've been fortunate enough to be able to play with a pretty big toy right now. The 38' Donzi with twin (Merc) 500 HP's was just sold to purchase an almost brand new 38' Donzi with twin (supercharged Merc) 575's.

I couldn't make the trip out east to pick it up but as it turns out, the boat does two barrel-rows at 65mph during a test run and sends my buddy 50'into the air, crashing into the water. The other 3 people in the boat were also ejected. No one killed, no one injured. Thankfully.

Boat sank in two minutes in 25 ft of water. Cost the guy $5000 to have it pulled out. The seller was about 5 minutes away from getting a check. So no boat for now, although it has been rumored that there is a 42' Sonic with triple 575's that is looking for a new home. Alot of guy's stock portfolios took a huge hit and there are some unbelievable buys right now in boats. A total buyers market.

'98 Pristine Pearlescent LSC
'93 V-10 Twin Turbo Money Pit (The MonsterMark)
'93 Collecting Dust
Bryan
 
RE: 5 kills for the price of 1!!!

You just aren't having luck with the boats, are you Bryan?
 
RE: 5 kills for the price of 1!!!

Depends on what you call Luck.

5 minutes later, check is cashed, boat flips, that's bad luck.
I can always look forward to snowmobile season I guess.:*

'98 Pristine Pearlescent LSC
'93 V-10 Twin Turbo Money Pit (The MonsterMark)
'93 Collecting Dust
Bryan
 
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