A Belated Merry XMAS from the IceMan....

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I found this online today..perfect.. :)

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cuz now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver slows down just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in the fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow, it will be a better night.


{I apologize if this has already been posted somewhere}
{Also, I apologize for being MIA lately- been working 2 jobs...70 hours a week- actually started working for another board member, Noddy} Eat, sleep, work, sleep, work, work... :)
 
RE: A Belated Merry XMAS from the IceMan....

There seems to be a common theme with those of us who have the word "Ice" in our screen name...we all work too much!

Small world... you work with another member here... I actually hired another member here's son. Bobber101. best employee we've had come this way since... well, since... ME!! haha
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RE: A Belated Merry XMAS from the IceMan....

Hey, Rob Schneider did just fine.. Are you trying to say Rob Schneider is BETTER looking than me? OUCH!

"There must be some mistake!"
"Steak?" "Did you say steak?" "Oh look now you got me all excited."
"No, no I mean there's a mistake, you see I'm actually gay."
"Yeah, you called the gay men's escort line."
"Oh darn, you see sometimes my fingers swell up and I just can't hit the numbers right."
"Don't you think they should make a phone for the 'full-figured' woman?" *Gross coughing*

"I have a pituitary problem."
"That's one big bitch!" "Freak!"

Chris, I'm working in Marine sales.
(don't worry, I'm not rebuilding engines- if that was the case you really would get more hp outta that Pepsi) ;)
 
RE: A Belated Merry XMAS from the IceMan....

quote:
"That's one big bitch!" "Freak!"

LMOA
I never get tired of that movie.

What happened with the
"old folks home"?
 
RE: A Belated Merry XMAS from the IceMan....

Matt, still working there as well. IE- work, sleep, work, eat, work... :p

Chris, we don't actually sell boats- we sell boating equipment. If it's made for boating we sell it. However, I do have customers come in all the time who know of boats being sold in the area, and we have a bulletain for boat sales, so I'll keep my eyes open.

Hey we do sell Dinghys though, Dinghy. :)
 
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