changed my plug wires; stupid, stupid, stupid...

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I wanted to work on my car today so I spent half an hour getting it up on ramps so I could replace the shift position sensor. It was supposed to be an easy repair, but I couldn't stand the thought of laying under the car long enough to do it. (If the car fell on me it'd be days before I'd be missed...) It also looked like I'd have to drop the exhaust and that was too much effort. So I carefully drove back off the ramps and looked under the hood for something else to do.

The plug wires had 70k on them so I figured I'd replace them. That'd be easy enough. I also noticed that the belt needed replacing. I hopped into the recently washed car and drove to town, where it was raining. Finally found plug wires at NAPA on my third stop. Went home and took all the stuff off the top of the engine so I could get to the wires. I carefully replaced the wires one at a time until the 5th wire, which came apart leaving the metal thingy still attached to the spark plug down deep in the engine. Rats. Number 7 did the same thing.

I was off to Sears to buy a very long, very skinny pair of needle-nose pliers. No luck. The salesmen started out by asking what my husband had done. Hmmm. When I explained the problem they kept trying to convince me I really needed a little magnet or claw pick-up tool. I have those. Won't work. It occurred to me that maybe I could remove the spark plug if I had a long enough socket so I bought some other stuff and went home to try idea number two.

Sockets not long enough. Industrious neighbor welded three 5/8 sockets together so the offending metal part could stick up through the sockets without hitting the ratchet. (I didn't expect my plug wires to become a neighborhood event...) That didn't work either, but at one point it occurred to me that a coat hanger with a bend at the end could pull the stupid thing off. It worked beautifully. If I'd only thought of it a couple of hours earlier... I didn't have the heart to tell the neighbor.

I got the car back together and it ran. After I remembered to plug in the MASS AIR the check engine light even went off! I didn't take it out in the rain to really test it.

I changed the belt last, which was uneventful.
I'm surprised the car has survived me this far. It must be a blonde thing.
 
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Yeah women should stick to baking!!!!


(better get my flame proof suit on!)
 
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Looks like Rocket is on a roll... LOL~~should be entertaining, hes been quiet awhile.

Hey, look at it this way -- you learned something. You didnt give up, you hung in there and worked through the problems. Thats very commendable. None of us were born knowing these cars, well, maybe geno, but the rest of us havent. We have all done dumb things, but hung in there and learned from those mistakes.

WHile it was a trying experience you can be proud of how you handled it.
 
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I applaud you. I can't, and won't do any of that. I have this major disconnect between my brain and fingers when doing mechanical stuff. Heck, I almost electrocuted my wife when she was rewiring the bathroom during her remodeling project. I kept turning off and turning on the wrong breakers.
Let's put it another way, my mechanic loves me.
 
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Don’t put yourself down. You fixed it. You might have fixed it without using magic words – something I would have needed if I had a day like that.

I do all the auto maintenance in this family, because I’m here and have the tools. But the daughters and the wife CAN do their own maintenance if need be, because I taught them. I figure they know more about the stuff under the hood than 75% of the hairy legs working behind the counters at the parts stores around here. And they all three are blond. Their favorite blond car maintenance joke is the one about “the 710 part.”
 
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I hope you put di-electric grease on the boots. If not, get some soon before they cook too long or they will stick again.

Don't feel bad about forgetting to plug in the MAF, I think most of us have done that trick. I know I have. I think you get excited and can't wait to fire 'er up again and see the results of your labor.;)
 
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Job well done.
Men have problems with these things too.
 
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Thanks for the support.

I am proud that I can do these things, and am glad you guys are here to brag to!

I just feel bad about wasting my neighbor's time (not to mention mine!) by not realizing how easy it actually was to remove the wire ends to begin with.

I actually enjoy working on the car and afterward I like it more because it has "personality."
I am amazed that it actually runs though, as the elderly wires and plugs seem awfully fragile. I hate the idea of letting anyone else work on it because they won't be nearly as careful with my baby as I am.
 
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I believe Sams club has an assortment of very long needle dose pliars.You get straight ones, 90 degee ones,all kinds of usefull shapes.I think there are 5-6 in the pack for like 17 bucks.
 
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Good for you Steph you got guts to tackle what you did. Under that hood can look very intimidating. Also you now have some additional learned skills that no one can take away from you. Hey some of the LM mechanics I've run accross would fail at what you accomplished. Keep it up as theboard is always here for tech and moral support.
 
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Man...I love working on the 2nd Gens much more. No plug wires, none of that engine cladding to get in the way. I'm in and out in less than 20 minutes usually for a plug change.....
 
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I can do a change on a first gen faster than that.Come on Ron.

And at least we dont have any damn boots that crack and make our cars run like crap and therefore even slower than they were.LOL
 
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If you can do a change faster than that, you already have the plastic crap off. The fastest I've ever done it was about 15 minutes or so. That's from the time I opened the hood, until I shut it. I have my doubts that you could do it quicker if you still have all the stock engine cladding on.
 
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I hope you put di-electric grease on the boots. If not, get some soon before they cook too long or they will stick again.Don't feel bad about forgetting to plug in the MAF, I think most of us have done that trick. I know I have. I think you get excited and can't wait to fire 'er up again and see the results of your labor.;)
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I put dielectric grease on the METAL parts, which is what stuck. The rubber boots came out ok. I had put it on the metal parts before though, when I changed the plugs. Does it go on the rubber boots or the metal?
 
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The grease is primarily a sealer to keep out moisture and corrosion. As such, BOTH the inside of the boots along with the metal parts are lightly coated(both ends). I use a Q-tip to distribute the grease inside the boot. I also put a light coating at the upper end of the stalk where it goes into the cam cover.
 
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I just put a good squirt of dielectric grease inside the COP boot, essentially filling and the last inch or so of it in, and plug it in. I figure that should keep moisture out just fine.
 
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If you can do a change faster than that, you already have the plastic crap off. The fastest I've ever done it was about 15 minutes or so. That's from the time I opened the hood, until I shut it. I have my doubts that you could do it quicker if you still have all the stock engine cladding on.
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I did my first gen in 18 minutes, and that included washing my hands so I could pick up my cell phone and turn off the timer.

I "quit" racing thru the plugs after "one blew out".

Now I take my time.. and MAKE SURE it wasn't "me" that caused the plug to blow out of the hole in the first place.
 
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"A blonde thing?"

I've seen enough of that..

One less blonde female in my house these days..

At least she didn't try to work on my car.

te
94 Gen1
168k miles
 
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