Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down
and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dogfight. They would have
5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's
dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in
the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected
only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his
siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with
the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel
bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near it. When the day came
for the dogfight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a 9
foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way
that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistan dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage, and
slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped
out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund --- but when it got
close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's
dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand
how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years
with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the
biggest, meanest Siberian wolves." "That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had
Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that
alligator look like a weenie dog."
and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dogfight. They would have
5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's
dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in
the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected
only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his
siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with
the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel
bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near it. When the day came
for the dogfight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a 9
foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way
that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistan dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage, and
slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped
out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund --- but when it got
close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's
dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand
how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years
with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the
biggest, meanest Siberian wolves." "That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had
Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that
alligator look like a weenie dog."