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Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Saddam Hussein died & went straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see how
everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she
asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????"
The devil says "Five million dollars"
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the
United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how
much do I owe you????"
The devil says "Ten million dollars"
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his
chair.
Sadaam was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Iraq too, I
want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to the ministers,
to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody....."
He called Iraq and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked &
talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????"
The devil says "One dollar".
Sadaam is stunned & says "One dollar??? Only one dollar??"
The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local."
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Saddam Hussein died & went straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see how
everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she
asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????"
The devil says "Five million dollars"
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the
United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how
much do I owe you????"
The devil says "Ten million dollars"
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his
chair.
Sadaam was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Iraq too, I
want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to the ministers,
to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody....."
He called Iraq and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked &
talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????"
The devil says "One dollar".
Sadaam is stunned & says "One dollar??? Only one dollar??"
The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local."
