LeoC2
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I have been diagnosed withh a highly contagious disease, it's presently in it's middle stages and it's only going to get worse. I’m told it primarily infects males. There is no known cure for this disease. Your wife or girlfriend has the only sure known cure and it'll take awhile for her to cure it. Women generally are immune to this disease, but occasionally some catch it also. Early signs of this disease include daydreaming, ordering catalogs from places like Jegs and Summit and joining and spending time on web sites about, you guessed it... cars. Some of the latent symptoms of this disease are hiding new auto parts, trying to beat the UPS delivery man to the door, stashing cash in inconspicuous places for mail order items, watching eBay for that ever elusive, once in a lifetime, great deal, asking questions and pondering answers on forums about, you guessed it... cars! I tried to deny that I have this disease which only means that I'm in denial. I've now learned to accept it... embrace it... it is the first step to the long road of recovery! They are working on a quick cure for this disease and they're not sure if it'll work yet... it involves shock treatment... each day they inform me about the cost of a gallon of gas. So... for now, I just accept I have this disease... and hope and pray they never find a cure!