Jay's jokes for Sunday

jayello

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If Turkey were attacked from behind, do you think Greece would help?


so a gangster is walking down the street...some houses fall on him.....what does he say????
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Get OFF ME HOMES!!!!


A peice of rope walks into a bar, and the bar tender throws him out and says, "We don't serve strings here!" He goes outside and rubs himself against a fence, until he becomes tangled and ripped. He goes back, in, and the bartender says, "Aren't you the string i just threw out of here! The string goes, "I"m a FRAYED knot!" My math teacher told me that one.


What do you call cheese that's not your's?
Nacho Cheese
 
RE: Jay's jokes for Sunday

Thanks Norm. If you want I can make you my trusty sidekick, and then you to can have a yellow guy ;)

Sharon: I have not touched an alcoholic drink for over 2 weeks now. Must be something to do with a girlfriend that doesn't drink. But don't worry, I'll corrupt her. :)
 
RE: Jay's jokes for Sunday

But don't worry, I'll corrupt her.

You just keep thinking that
 
RE: Jay's jokes for Sunday

New venue, same old level of humor.

Jay: I think it is time for you to graduate from the card table to the big table with the adults. Those kids are corrupting your sense of humor. :)
 
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