most boreing race ever

jayello

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We were cruising around in my friends Tracker, and this civic comes flying by passing us. He whips around in front of us, throws his flashers on and pumps his fist up in the air. I'm like WTF! My friend in back is like what the helicopter was that for, and my friend driving doesn't know what to do. So we egg him on and we get him to race. So the road goes to 4 lanes after this light. So he pulls along side and we slow to about 20mph and the civic starts honking his horn. On the 3rd beep we go. Down shift from 3rd to 2nd and this beast of a tracker is off like a rocket. About an hour later we hit 45mph! I'm like holy ##### dude. Be careful, you don't have a spoiler on here to make all the downforce you need. And the whole time this civic is hanging even with us. Shift to 3rd and we instantly (over a few seconds) break 60mph. And were inching away. Then all of a sudden the guy in the civic is a few buslengths back. We roll up at the next light and were like what happened man. And he said he missed a shift. I dunno, but his woamn in the passengers seat looked a little embarresed.
 
RE: most boreing race ever

WTf, I dont get it. "About an hour later we hit 45mph! I'm like holy ##### dude."

That's called "sarcasm", it's an advanced rhetorical technique not taught in schools. You gotsa learn dat on da STREETS homie!

BTW - hilarious story!
DC
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RE: most boreing race ever

WHAT?! Jay used sarcasm? What's up with that?? I want to see him stop at the light in his 'Vette with the civic, take off, turn around at the light, pull another U-turn at the first light, and smoke him down the 2nd light before the little ricer even got there. It'd be like running the shuttle back in grade school. :7
 
RE: most boreing race ever

I want to see him stop at the light in his 'Vette with the civic, take off, turn around at the light, pull another U-turn at the first light, and smoke him down the 2nd light before the little ricer even got there...

ROFLMAO that's the funniest thing I've read this week!


94 Mark VIII, Black / Black
 
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