The Twelve Days of Mark VIII

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On another forum, a Lincoln owner posted his own "twelve days of lincoln" and wants others to do the same. This is what I've come up with so far, but I feel I'm pretty lame at these things, so I was hoping for some help:

12 Quarts of Mercon V
11
10
9
8 uncracked boots
7
6 quarts of Mobil 1
5
4 point six liters
3
2 HID assemblies
1 Neon Tail Light
 
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I'm not slow :7
 
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11 sec 1/4 mile

10 lb of boost
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9 runs till it blows!
 
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6 quarts of Mobil 1
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Only 6 quarts? Mine always likes 7 :eek:
 
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Yours will soon be going to heaven :+
 
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12 inch sub's-a-thumping
11 CD's skipping
10 spokes a spinning
9 seconds venting
8 plugs are copper
7 grill teeth chipping
6 quarts of Amsoil
FIVE ALTERNATORS LATERRRRRRRRRRRRR
4 cams that rattle
3 leaky struts
2 warped rotors

AND A MARK VIII THAT BELONGS TO ME!!!


merry Xmas folks.
 
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Thanks for the ideas (I do like 11 10 and 9 above, but then my 7 would be all wrong). Steve, do a modified Mark one. :) How's this.

12 Quarts Mercon V
11 Types of Wax
10 Spokes per wheel
9 Leo Towels
8 Uncracked Boots
7 Secs til 60
6 Quarts Mobil 1
5 Golden Claybars
4 point six liters
3 Air suspension Sensors
2 HID Assemblies
and 1 Glowing Neon Tail Light
 
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... How's this. 12 Quarts Mercon V11 Types of Wax10 Spokes per wheel9 Leo Towels8 Uncracked Boots7 Secs til 606 Quarts Mobil 15 Golden Claybars4 point six liters3 Air suspension Sensors2 HID Assembliesand 1 Glowing Neon Tail Light
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As long as we don't have to sing. :p
 
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Bump ...
... for the holidays!

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

On The Twelfth Day of Lincoln my dealer gave to me:
Twelve console buttons
Eleven inside lights
Ten factory speakers
Nine warning lights
Eight spark plugs
Seven quarts of coolant
Six panes of glass
Five full sized wheels (Mark IV)
Four air springs
Three height sensors
Two heated mirrors
And a five point oh engine!
 
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Nice one, Old School.

I dig it...especially the last one...er, first one....the 5.0

that was a great thread.
 
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Nice one, Old School.I dig it...especially the last one...er, first one....the 5.0that was a great thread.
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Thanks.
It's a classic ... like me.

JD
 
The Twelve Days Of Lincoln v1.2

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln v1.2

BUMP FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln v1.2
© 2004 by John "OldSchool1" Dancy
"Sung to the tune of, The Twelve Days Of Christmas"

On The Twelfth Day of Lincoln my dealer gave to me:
Twelve console buttons
Eleven inside lights
Ten factory speakers
Nine warning lights
Eight spark plugs
Seven quarts of coolant
Six panes of glass
Five full sized wheels
Four air springs
Three height sensors
Two heated mirrors
And a five point oh engine!
 
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