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> The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
> told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit
blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in
the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband
would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of
myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally
smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
Midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Then he said, "We need a new
cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh, #####," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared
its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the cat and farted
> told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit
blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in
the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband
would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of
myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally
smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
Midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Then he said, "We need a new
cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh, #####," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared
its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the cat and farted
