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    Help!!! Norm's in trouble.

    I don't have all the facts yet but it must be serious. He sent me an email begging for $10.00. Being this close to Xmas, and knowing how broke I am, I can only surmise that he is at the end of his rope. Of course, this may be another pyramid scam cooked up by Norm but I hope not. (For $39.95...
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    Lost car keys

    During my lengthy (and continuing) illness, my lovely wife managed to lose both my full function and valet keys. Now my car is sitting in the driveway with the doors locked, and a dead battery. I have no way to enter the car. What are my options. I assume I have to buy a blank, have the car...
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    NOW HEAR THIS!!! COUP IN PROGRESS

    I am sorry to have to make this post, but circumstances demand it. As of 12:00 PM this Saturday the 31st of May, I am taking over sole possession of the LOD. It seems that there has been a conspiracy going on behind member's backs. It has come to my attention that a lot of high ranking LOD...
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    For beer drinkers only.

    http://www.mikeleo.com/beer/beer.swf
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    Jesse James got married?

    I just watched the Monster Garage episode where they transformed an ambulance into a wheel stander. Toward the end I saw his new wife. I recognized her right away as Janine Lindemulder. When did this happen?
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    Carolina BBQ

    I don't know if you saw the CBS Early Show this morning but Bill's BBQ in Wilson, NC was featured. Check this link if you want to know what big time BBQ is all about. http://www.bills-bbq.com/
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    Moderator's forum

    Some people are trying to say that the moderators should not meet in secret in their own forum. Evidently, they don't know how it's done in the real world. Many meetings are held in private for very good reasons. These would include: 1. City planning committees 2. Senate and House committees...
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    Now hear this!!!

    Please click on the Change your password!!! link at the top of the main page. Your password may have been compromised. Let's be careful out there.
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    Metro Marks NY/NJ

    Leo: wow, I can't believe you are already there.
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    N.C. Governor crashes at Lowe's Motorspeedway

    You know you are in NASCAR country when your governor slaps the # 2 wall at Charlotte at 170 mph. He was doing laps for charity in Jimmie Johnson's no. 48 when he said it was starting to get loose. He was about to bring it in to have it tightned when he spun it out. He will finish doing his hot...
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    Ok, so I pulled an Art. Big Deal

    I was abducted by aliens this evening and just got back. While I was gone, they posted this on the Dark Side. Mia Culpa. While we are blue skying: 1. The moon landing was a fake. 2. Norm Wagner is (well, most of those stories are true). 3. Sandy Block will be going to Carlisle. 4. Steve Triano...
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    Lincoln evolution

    http://ren.netconnect.com.au/~atd/evolution.html
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    Airbag service directive

    http://www.blueovalnews.com/2003/lincolnmerc/recall.cont.airbag032403.htm
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    Only in America.......

    can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance are there handicap parking spaces in front of a skating rink. do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions. do people order double cheese burgers, a large fries, and a diet coke. do...
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    The Norm Wagner myth.

    Many board members have asked me this question. Is that Norm guy really the intelligent, erudite stud he makes himself out to be? I normally say, not even on his best day. But today, I got a large check in the mail from an unlisted address in Alabamia. I can now say, without hesitation, that...
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    Redneck etiquette (according to Norm)

    DATING (Outside the Family) 1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date. 2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago." 3. Establish with her parents what time she is...
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    Alabama driving etiquette

    1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; Even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight. 2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way. 3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape. 4. When sending your wife down the...
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    License plate mottos

    Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
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