RE: Timing Chain Tensioner. They told me $4500 to get my car running again...
man, I am sorry I missed this thread. I would have asked you for their number, and walked them through the steps to get it fired up.
alas, we may have ben your beacon of hope, but I assure you, this so-called 'reputable" shop shouldnt touch your car anymore.
as far as the cylinder being full of fuel...bah! they cranked it so many times, it probably 'wet' the cylinder.
I'd check the fuel lines on the passenger rocker panel, to see if they crushed the 'return' line(common) as well as install a set of new plugs.
NEXT time it happens(which it might, if it was a crank position sensor), check here...
after a few days of driving, if all feels normal, take it out for a WOT beat session. These cars love to be worked after they are sick.