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    Warranty Gold

    Hi All: Just a short note. My son has been home from Iraq 10 days or so now and we are just hanging out enjoying each other. I will update my medical in the near future. Hopefully none of you have an aftermarket contract with "warranty Gold" out of Austin Tx. They filed chapter 11 a...
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    "Coming Home"

    Sadness along with Happiness: Two weeks ago, my Dr completed a medical process on me and confirmed along with several blood and a bone marrow biopsy, that I have a serious "bug". My wife contacted the Red Cross, who in turn contacted my sons unit comander in Iraq, requesting that...
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    Twister:

    A little different MIND GAME 2% or 98% This is strange...can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! * Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. * There's no trick...
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    JOB at Microsoft

    TOMATOES An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum = wage of $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e- mail...
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    "Another letter from Tikrit"

    Hello I woke up last night to mortar rounds. As I layed there wondering where and when the next one would hit, it made me think about the fragility of life. One moment living and breathing and the next dead. Six people died the other day from a mortar round attack. We've been lucky so far...
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    Timeslips:

    How can I find my timeslip from Carlsbad in the archives? I remember aprox the time, but would not post it without the timeslip. Kale: I think you put it on the board for me? It was about 4-5 years ago. Thanx: Fuz
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    2nd e-mail from "Tikrit"

    james.frakes@us.army.mil To: jacnjoanie@aol.com Hey guys, Well it looks like its heating up around here. We have been getting about three mortar attacks a day on the compound. Don't worry too much, the compound is very large. Plus we have concrete bunkers we can go to. I will be heading...
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    The Lynch Girl

    Ive heard some very disturbing news about the story of the Lynch girls plight. Has anyone heard anything, and what do you think? If its true im very saddened. :(
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    Using The System!!!

    Please tell me how this type of parisite sleeps at night! There is this couple that live a few miles from us, down in Cody. He is my age she a few years younger. They had lived and worked as anyone else for many years. He cannot read or write, she has a thrid grade education. He...
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    " No Rights"

    The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye From GA. The guy should run for President... THE BILL OF NO RIGHTS We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some resemblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our...
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    The Old Ball Game

    Bill and Hillary were at the Yankee's home opener, sitting in the first > row, > > with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret > > Service guys leaned forward and said something to Bill Clinton. He looked > > back and stared at the agent, looked at Hillary, looked...
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    A little something "for you 30-40 yr olds

    Are you guys feeling unappreciated?Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning" let alone any...
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    How about A-

    Political forem? Hi Ya Paul: Geez folks, why cant we have a political forem right below the "Glove Box"? Everyone could vent their views, and debate, have differences, and argue. I personally think it would step up the intrest. I realiz this a car club board, but it would certianly be nice...
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    How to "Get faster 911 response"

    George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He...
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    Fuel Prices

    Hows the gas price in your area? I made a trip to Southern Ca last week, and fuel was about 135-140 till we got to southern Utah. Reg was 181, Nevada was 179-191, So Ca was 169-189. (highest was in Needles Ca, 214.) Gas here is 152, diesel is 155. Cheers. :)
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    Is Flordia Great, Or What??? :)

    A couple, both 78, went to a sex therapist's office in Winter Haven Florida.The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, Will youWatch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple had finished,the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the...
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    Pres in 04??

    I think Sandy commented on this in the "poli" post that received so much response. Does anyone on this board think that the elected President will be any other tha GW? Hillary has better sense than to cave in and run for a sure loss. Who does that leave? Sorry but I cant see anyone...
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    E-Mail From Tikrit!!!

    Hi Dad, How's everything? I'm hanging in there. I've been doing pretty much the same thing I always do around here. We're working day on/next day off schedule. But even on the days we work we sit around twiddling our thumbs. I was able to go visit one of Saddam's palaces. It was really...
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    Monkeys in a Tree

    Life at work is like a tree full of Monkeys, all on different branches, and at different levels. Some Monkeys are climbing up, some are going down. The Monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling Monkeys. The Monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but As.. H.. Uh...
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    "Mini Cooper"

    Hi All, My daughter has been in the VA hosp for about a year now, resulting from trauma in Bosina. She will be released in about a month, and has requested some information this little car, as she will be buying one or a simliar car before she return to college this fall. I know nothing of...
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